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Wellllll, Fuck Me…I’ve suffered through some shitty St. Louis football in my life, but this was a new low.
Time to first Brett Favre question in postgame: 4:38.
this is unironically the best thing.
This is pretty great, I have to admit.
This game actually happened? Fuck me
Somehow this is all David Stern’s fault.
Well hey look with Hasselbeck in and Malcolm Jenkins out the Seahawks could easily be within 4 touchdowns
So awesome. Does it make me a bad fan that I’ve been wanting to see a 7-9 division champion for years?
As a Giants fan, that photo makes me want to cut myself to release some of the anger in me.
Also, sorry Coach Spagnuolo. Let’s go watch the “Super Bowl XLII Champions: New York Giants” DVD and get drunk!
It’s called The Aristocrats.
Someday I will tell my grandkids about this glorious and historic night. 7 and 9! Never forget!
This makes 18-1 look like child’s play
I liked the suggestion that the “Championship” hats and t-shirts be sent to a third world country. Fitting that this happened to the Seahags, who also won an AFC West title with an 8-8 record years ago.
Somewhere Simmons’ head is asploding.
Seahawks: Bad Playoff Team, or Worst Playoff Team
Mua hahahahaha! Get ready to see that graphic for a long long time, Seaturkey fans. Can’t wait to see the banner raising.
/cries from laughing so hard
At least the playoffs won’t interfere with Eli’s 30th birthday party Monday at Chuck E Cheese’s. Shitty cardboard pizza and barf covered entertainment for everyone!!
/who’s bringing the yellow Mega Man?
My team didn’t make the playoffs, so I’m kind of really hoping for a Seahawks Super Bowl victory this year. Imagine the Super Bowl rings with 7-9 engraved on them…!
Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I am rooting for the Seahawks ALL THE GODDAMN WAY. CUZ IT’S TOO FUCKIN FUNNY.
/ AFC fan, wooooo
// at least our shitty West teams can crap out ten shitty wins
Oh this is the best screengrab you could of gotten. I saw those hats come out, and I said “no way in hell.” I noticed that Hasselbeck took his off after about ten seconds, and if you looked at the players gathering around, only a few had them on. Now bring on the Saints!
@ Sea Otter; the Seahawks never won the AFC West with an 8-8 record. You have a computer, presumably you can access Google just like the rest of us.
That almost made sitting through that shitfest tonight worthwhile.
/No, it didn’t.
//Not even close.
i find it ironic that they would need to get to the super bowl just to get back to .500.
Well, most Seahawk fans went into the season expecting it to be a rebuilding year. It’s not their fault the rest of the NFC West sucks so hard, that they can win the division at 7-9.
Who would have thought going in to this year the Raiders would have a legitimate arguement for not making the playoffs.
And they are thinking of firing Cable.
Oh and does anyone really think Favre has retired?
Don’t worry people, this real winner of a team will be one and done. Run tell that….homeboy.
New game, pick the fired coaches in order tomorrow…
1. Jeff Fischer (not really fired, finally tells Bud Adams to fuck off). Gets second choice behind Cowher where to coach.
2. Mangini, Holmgren says he sucked out twice reminding us of Herm Edwards.
3. Sparano, the Pats set a record for getting coaches fired after a game, 2 special teams coaches in a year from the same team.
4. DelRio, no, I take that back. No one in Jax’ville gives a shit.
I no have a team to pull for.
Now…… “now” have a team to pull for.
Somehow I feel this is Bill polian’s fault. Shows the potential crappiness of a division. Look at the afc south.
You mean the AFC expansion/relocation division?
How could you forget:
Marv of Cinncinnati (no more Marv & Ocho)
So who’s putting the deed to their car up for the Seahawks to run the table from here?
Technically Marv’s contract expires, not really a firing.
But if Mike Brown can sign him back for half it’s a good deal and he stays.
What a cheap fucker, aren’t the Bengals the only team that does not have a scouting department, unless you count the guy who reads the police blotter?
Build me another Tax-payer stadium!
Sam Bradford would bet his car if he had one, wait, he only has a “really nice ping-pong table”.
Woohoo, I just got tickets to the game. This is historic, because the NFL will sure as hell never let it happen again. This is basically exactly like being there when the man walked on the moon. Once in a lifetime.
Oh god they’re going to lose by 40, its going to be awesome.
The kids who followed Carroll to USC are fucked for a few years with a post season ban and a twice failed NFL head coach is going to the playoffs with a 7-9 record.
Who sold their soul to Satan?
Pretty stoked on this whole Seahawks game. Gotta see it.
Does anyone know if kids are still starving in Ethiopa?
And they are thinking of firing Cable
I’m honestly surprised by this. The Raiders won all six of their division games. I thought “Raiders 59-Broncos 14″ would guarantee another year.
The refs gave that game to Seattle!
I’ve went through the 7 stages of grief over this game. Fuck it, either team was destined to get the living shit beat out of it next weekend. At least it’s not St. Louis.
/Really had my fucking hopes up for this.
//Knew we had incompetent WRs but GODDAMN!
///Knows Seattle fans are just as ashamed as St. Louis fans are, only they actually have to stumble through this nightmare for another 6 days.
Now that I’m sober I hope the Seahags run the table. Can’t you see it now: Hasselback injuring himself trying to lift the Lombardi while Goodell stares silently at the tops of his shoes…Talk about being treated like a bastard at a family reunion!
I was rooting hard for the Seahawks. You know, like the way that sometimes when you leave the Weather Channel on and root for a hurricane? Kinda like that.
/Both of them end up facing New Orleans.
//In both cases it will be over quickly but will result in tears.
/// Just like Eli’s wedding night.
@cd6, I think you are right. Once in a lifetime thing. I will tell my grandchildren of the 7-9 from Seattle that made the play-offs.
In other news, Buffalo gets the third pick in the draft. Wheeeeeee!
I passed out at 10 last night in a drug and alcohol stupor. Did I miss anything?
New Year’s Resolution: Only drink on Friday and Saturday night. I was nearly brought to the breaking point already thanks in no small part to that game. If I can get past that, (like Kevin Garnett) anything is possible!
NFCW is like the Mountain West of the NFL. Should not be allowed an automatic top 4 seed.
I know as a Giants’ fan, I’m supposed to be pissed, but I’m not. The Giants lost 4 of their last 7, including back to back “win and you’re in” games. The special teams was shit, the defense was lit up by John Fucking Kitna twice. The defense caused 39 turn overs but the Gaints still had a ratio of -3. No, the Giants do not belong in the playoffs. I’d rather see the Bucs. They at least get up for big games.
And count me as one of the people rooting for the Seahwaks. Vegas has them at 100-1. Shut up the whiney bitches crying about what is, in fact, a pretty good playoff system that NFL has no intention of changing (nowr should they).
The Mountain West? It’s like Conference USA- at one point it had some good teams, but now they’re scheduled losses for good divisions.
You’re right, the Giants didn’t belong in the playoffs either.
New Orleans on the road, in 30* Seattle… Having never won a road playoff game?
Likes their chances..
Oh God, with this on the competition committee’s radar they’ll NEVER get around to making sure punters never hit the giant TVs. WE WERE WARNED.
The fact that a 5-11 team was only two games behind the division champs is a glorious sight. There was an 0-16 team and a *16-0 team before a 7-9 division champ was crowned. Therefore proving it is harder to go 7-9 and win a division than the other two team feats mentioned. Peter King and Bill Simmons will probably bitch and whine about this too.
Anybody else see the irony in advertising the Washington special olympics at a game that could be considered the special olympics of the NFL? The irony is palpable…
Also, Sam Bradford still looks like he’s in high school… This makes Peter King uncomfortable, and Brittfarr feel like a kid again.
I’m hoping for the Seahawks to make it to the Superbowl and lose. It would be the most epic .500 record of all time. Also, the tears from ‘Hawks fans who finally believed and then had their hearts ripped out a second time would be quite entertaining to watch.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha…. AWESOME!!!!
Best. Division title. EVAH!
/already ordered his NFC West Champions t-shirt to wear around.
I love that the only way Seattle can achieve a winning record this year is to make it to the Super Bowl and win. And as a Saints fan, this game just looks too easy. I’m terrified something will go horribly wrong – and New Orleans will never hear the end of it.
the 2010 Seattle Seahawks: 10-10, super bowl runner ups
please let this happen
How great would this be: Seahawks win and Packers win, Bears draw the Seahawks because they are technically the higher seed, Atlanta draws the Packers and loses, The Real Jay Cutler shows up and throws five picks en route to a close loss, and the Seahawks end up getting a home game against the Packers in the NFC championship game. Now THAT is television, folks. It’s times like this where I wish this was Soviet Russia and we could have the “will of the people” decide the outcome.
/”will of the people” translates approximately to “whatever the fuck the strongman says, goes”
//only in America can a complete failure find glory
///in Soviet Russia, glory finds complete failure
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