Well, that was fairly unwatchable even by Pro Bowl standards. I did tune in for a full hour solely because it was on at my apartment complex’s gym TV. If it weren’t for Darnell Dockett doubling over in laughter at the sight of the streaker getting tackled and arrested in the fourth quarter, there might have been no redeeming moments at all. Well, save for the Manningface that cropped up earlier.

C’mon, owners. How can you lockout that mug?