SHE WAS JUST HAVING FUN IN THAT METH LAB. Brandi Favre, sister of you-know-who, was caught in a meth bust last night. And as you can see here, some people absolutely need meth, because some people are ugly as balls. This bitch could make a battleship take a dirt road. This is why you can’t by NyQuil without an ID anymore, because fat women in Mississippi are too cheap to ferment apples in their bathtubs like the rest of us. The only person more disappointed in Brandi would have to be Brett. And maybe her dentist.
I want more like this!
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