Bring it in, men. No, no. Further in. To the locker room. I gotta take a shit. A 45-point one.

Star of my favorite YouTube movie series, Masshole Spiderman.

Apparently next time the Pats go about decorating Gillette Stadium with banners commemorating records, they’re getting the airbrush treatment from the state fay-uh.

Pay attention to Trump later, Bruschi. Bob Kraft wants his smooch first.