I think Brett Favre started this game only so ESPN could have one more quarter of stroking him long and hard before Corey Wootton could bounce his head off the rock-hard turf. And stroke they did. Jaws made sure to take every last snap as an airport tongue bath before Brett boarded the gate for long overdue retirement.
That’ll do, Brett. That’ll do.
You drove from Florida for a game that he wasn’t expected to start until two hours before kickoff? WEST PALM BEACH KNOWS TOO MUCH!
I want more like this!
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