This delightful Photoshop from Tirico Suave is a month old, but I’m breaking it out because I’m going to watch True Grit tonight. SO. EXCITED.

Our very own Christmas Ape actually spent his hominid holiday in the Boston area, and he assured us that all of our reductive stereotypes are alive and well. “True Grit, stahing Welkah, Woodhead, and Jewish Welkah, and co-stahing owah offensive line and Rob Gronkowski. Directed by Belichick and TAWMMY BRADY. Opening only in Bahstan, because FACK YOU!”