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"LOLNFL: Week 14"
Just looked up Rollen Stewart. I had forgotten about that guy, but HOLY SHIT, 3 consecutive life sentences? I guess God has forsaken his insane ass.
@RRP, hell yeah!
The soundtrack to that Marmalard picture is Billy Gunn’s “Ass-Man” theme, by the way.
Actually, maybe the theme for Marmalard in general?
That Rivers pic gratuitously accentuates his ass.
And what a fine ass it is.
If they put Tebow in, the Cardinals would’ve had to open the stadium roof.
Marmalard is easily my favorite nickname – that I have no idea what it means. Can someone please explain
@ abomb – go watch “Animal House.” It’ll make sense.
@abomb – Go watch Animal House about a dozen times.
Meh… Chicago’s seen bigger.
Specifically, Greg Marmalard from Animal House:
@abomb, I’m guessing you were born after 1990. Seriously, go watch Animal House.
“Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Maybe she wants to take Tebow to In-And-Out Burger?
I know she can take me there.
/damn, now I’m hungry!
I want to believe the Charlotte building is the NASCAR Hall of fame.
In fact, I’m gonna give Rivers a new nickname. Rivers, from now on, your name is fucking Marmalard. Don’t like it? Well, go cry to the officials about it. It’s all you do anyway. Fucking Marmalard. Maybe you and Jimmy Clausen can go bowling sometime.
@ LaFavre. It’s the Duke Energy building if I remember correctly. Isn’t even the tallest building in downtown, that goes to the Bank of America building which was funded by crazy Credit Default swaps and broken dreams.
I didn’t know the Westboro Baptist Church was demonstrating at NFL games now.
If I paid hundreds of dollars for NFL tickets and I ever had the unfortunate luck of sitting behind some obnoxious fan with a sign, let alone a female fan of the opposing team in my stadium with a smug religious sign… I don’t know what I’d do but it would probably involve heavy usage of words that rhyme with “bunt” and my eventual ejection from the stadium.
I want to believe that the Charlotte building is Ric Flair’s house.
Cleet is right, it’s the Duke Energy building. Opened just a few months ago, actually, and was supposed to be the Wachovia HQ until they went under. In the past year the couple blocks around it got totally changed into a cultural center with 3 museums and a couple theaters. It’s a pretty nice area, actually. Wachovia funded that area and Bank of America funded the entire rest of the city.
The NASCAR Hall of Fame is on the other side of the stadium, took a really long time to finish being built, and is almost spectacularly ugly.
The picture of Marmalard reminds me of the movie poster for Showgirls.
That building is pretty impressive, though it kinda looks like it could be the headquarters of Evil, Inc.
@NK: Dead! NK’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right!
*sigh* This generation wouldn’t know a great classic movie if I threw the DVD case at their…
Wait, they probably don’t know what a DVD is…
When did Garret Anderson become a referee in the NFL?
I’m sitting about 2 blocks from that building (ours is right next to BoA stadium and we can look in but not high enough to see field level). Going to try and take my kids to a game before the season is over: I’ve heard tell that ppl are just giving away decent tickets to families with kids =D
That Dr. Rivers and Mr. Marmalard picture is so funny to me. But I realized that if I tried to explain why it’s funny to a non-NFL non-KSK fan, it would make absolutely zero sense.
Made ME laugh, though!
Tebow Chick gives me the shivers. I’ve seen That Look before….
A little light on the LOLNFL this week. I expect much more for free, dammit.
stupid sexy flanders/laserface…
So this guy is a total loser? Well let me tell you the story of another loser………
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
I’m in the Charlotte picture unfortunately… I’m one of the few who still braves the complete black hole of suck that is Clausen that gets put forth each week.
That’s Dr. Evil INC.
I didn’t go thru 6 years of evil medical school for nothing
A second after that picture was taken, Rivers turned around and lasered the hell out of everyone:
Easterbrook Sex Mailbag: “Catches by the tight end drive safeties crazy and make other things possible.” /muaaahahahahaha
Rivers pic could be Showgirls poster, no?
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