“Tumbledown shack in Bigfoot County, snowed so hard the roof caved in…”

Via FOX, comes footage of the roof of the Metrodome collapsing in spectacular fashion beneath the weight of tons of snow. While this is proving to be a horrible ordeal for Giants and Vikings fans, it’s a banner weekend for St. Bernards with little barrels of brandy around their necks.

In other news:

  • The Chiefs’ Brodie Croyle starts at quarterback for Matt Cassel, who’s out with a vestigial organ.
  • Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes has been suspended four games for violating the NFL’s performance-enhancing drug policy. However, Spikes claims that he has a perfectly innocent excu- OOH, LOOK AT THAT BIRD!
  • Aaron Rodgers suffered a concussion today. So unlike the rest of us, he gets to forget the crappy Packers-Lions game.
  • Today’s late games:

    STL @ NO ***
    SEA @ SF *
    NE @ CHI ****
    MIA @ NYJ **
    DEN @ ARI *
    KC @ SD ***

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