Lost in the dizzying fun of DeSean Jackson artfully falling into the end zone in last night’s Eagles victory over the Cowboys was Dallas running back Tashard Choice asking for Michael Vick to autograph his gloves after the game. Oh man, that’s the sort of the meaningless violation of athlete protocol that will have sanctimonious pundits running around with clenched buttholes for days. Derek Anderson smiling and laughing on the sideline will seem like nothing. Here’s one now.


As for Tashard Choice, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN NFL PLAYER ASKING ANOTHER NFL PLAYER FOR AUTOGRAPH? GROW THE FUCK UP.less than a minute ago via web

What the f*ck, indeed. Speaking of that phrase, it was picked up quite clearly on the Raiders sideline late in their loss in Jacksonville. I don’t know why I so love it when a microphone accidentally picks up an athlete swearing during a game. It’s not as though profanity doesn’t already act as an unextinguishable source of filler in my everyday life. Maybe it has something to do with me being condemned to never progress beyond the mental age of 12.

Damnhellasssfuckcunttitshitbitch

/squeals with delight

Vick video via SB Nation, who has the coolest social media strat going. Seriously, don’t ever knock it. They’ll hurt you.