Now I hope you didn’t fill up on Peytonmanningface because Aunt Hortense brought her specialty Elimanningface this year and you know how she gets if people don’t flock to her dish. Yeah, I know, I know. But just do this for me, won’t you? Just be a sport and have some Elimanningface. Is that really a huge imposition on you? Do me this one favor, won’t you? Look, it’s tasty. I’m having some. MMMMMMMM. See? Now have some. Open up. JUST OPEN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND HAVE SOME. THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON’T GET ANY MANNINGFACE. IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT!
I want more like this!
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