Tom Brady has added “ugly chick boots” to his ongoing list (along with “long, pretty hair”) of things he’s doing to cancel out the manliness of winning three Super Bowls and marrying a Brazilian supermodel. *shakes dice* C’monnnnn MAKE OUT WITH WELKER!

UGG Australia announced today that it is partnering with NFL superstar Tom Brady of the New England Patriots to launch its first men’s marketing initiative. The multi-year collaboration between the three-time Super Bowl champion and the brand will include Brady’s casual footwear as well as select outerwear and accessories. [press release]

“Hi, Tom Brady here. Take it from me: UGGs don’t just offer unparalleled comfort while making your legs look shorter and your ankles fat, they’re also great in the bedroom!”