What tales I will have to regale the eating club this week. How they will react in wonderment when I tell them of my foolproof stratagem to tell Dez Bryant to rescue us at only the most critical of moments. They will undone by the sheer force of my incredible swing passes, each more deadly than the last. Not Dez Bryant saving us at every critical moment. NO.
I want more like this!
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