Wisely, Andre Johnson beat Cortland Finnegan’s ass before he could get out his trusty shillelagh.
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Wisely, Andre Johnson beat Cortland Finnegan’s ass before he could get out his trusty shillelagh.
And courtesy friend of the site, twoeightnine, the beatdown in GIF form:
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Finnegan clearly got treated like the punk bitch that he is. Andre Johnson earned my respect this day.
Joe Sixpack, when a guy gets punched 3 times and gets taken to the ground without being able to throw a single punch, that generally counts as getting his ass kicked, even though his ass was not literally kicked. By any definition, he was still made to look like a bitch. I admit “destroyed” is a bit much, but seeing as how only one person here described it that way, your objection should be taken up with Guy_Guy.
That’s a damned fine ass beating if I ever saw one.
Rex Ryan just sent a fat bounty check to the Johnson household as an early Christmas gift. Not because he has anything against the Titans, but because he still has a raging erection from watching that fight.
From what I heard, he is now Cortland Innigan because Johnson beat the F out of him.
Finnegan looks an awful lot like Pauly D… maybe he’s only half-Irish.
/Henry Hill’d
Wisely, Andre Johnson beat Cortland Finnegan’s ass before he could get out his rusty trombone.
/fix’d
Gets destroyed? Which one of you pansy asses thinks Finnegan got beat down?
You probably think MMA is real too.
Robin Ventura left contact information for his favorite support group as well as an offer of sponsorship. The membership of “Bitches Who Got Their Punk Shit Righteously Owned” continues to grow.
It’s good to see a member of Owen Daniel’s Mystical Monsters back on KSK.
Yes, this was clearly Johnson picking on the little guy.
You aren’t by any chance a former Samford gingerback are you?
Nice of Johnson to beat up some who weighs about 50lbs less than him. I don’t blame him. I still like to hang around the middle schools and beat that shit out of people that are half my size.
DAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COME IN THA O.B. YOU CROSS DAT OCEAN, AND WE GONNA FIGHT.
/University of Miami’s finest
And now for your windows 7 summary:
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This can be in Gruden’s new recruiting video for the U
Doesn’t Johnson almost never speak up, or lose his cool, just get yards and touchdowns like a monster. If you made a guy like Johnson lose it, then you qualify as King of Douches.
If Richard Seymour only gets a fine for sucker-punching one douche, Andre Johnson should only get the same or less for beating the crap out of another douche in a fair fight, no?
What’s with the proto-Krusty hairstyle on Finnegan?
i just love how it spirals out of control for finnegan, he takes the cheap shot, gets spun around, yanks off the helmet as though it was a victory for him and then gets destroyed
Johnson is a beast.
Finnegan has a long tradition of being a dirty player who tries to use smack talk to back up his inadequacies. Seeing him beat down like that….amazing. So glad they cut away from my game to show it.
Oh that is glorious. You have to love Finnegan getting up and acting cocky after Andre Johnson just absolutely owned him. If that ref hadn’t stepped in Andre would have made Finnegan’s face look like Ed’s face in Walking Dead.
As a Texans fan, I have (of course) always fucking hated Finnegan. Seeing Johnson beat his dirtbag bitch ass was tremendously satisfying. AJ will probably be suspended for the Eagles game, but our season’s over anyway, so it was absolutely worth it.
It’s like watching Josh Koscheck fight. He gets his ass beat then tries to play it off like it was his plan.
So I went to a UFC fight and a Texans / Titans game broke out…..
updated– thanks 289
Nice use of the “LOOK OUT ITCHY AN IRISHMAN” tag!
Now in handy gif form! http://twitpic.com/3b4ym9
It’s nice to see the NFL’s dirtiest player get his head handed to him.