It is a rare and wondrous occasion when both Manning brothers deliver game-sealing turnovers on national television. We delivered a couple of small doses of Manningface yesterday, but since Thanksgiving is fast approaching, let’s go ahead and be gluttonous: here are ALL the Manningface photos we could get our hands on.
Oh my God! It’s so beautiful!
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Whoa, that’s so intense, man. Woooooooooo! Yeah!
da….eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppp
Second from bottom is Eli realizing he’s gonna get grounded again
Double Manningface! What does it all mean? It’s so beautiful. (Crying in joy)
That got me excited. Is it Sexy Friday already?
Cooper Manning just dropped my Double Double Animal Style.
They always fuck you at the Drive-Thru.
Between this display and the news of Childress’s shitcanning, it seems like Thanksgiving came early this year.
It’s like the Irish Car Bomb of Manningface.
It’s so bright and so vivid.
Betcha can’t have just one Manningface.
Yea, these guys are bother Superbowl MVP’s, no biggie though!
The owners of fried food franchises in Indy are making a killing today.
What does it meeaan?
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/threadjack
Glazer and Schefter are reporting that Chilly is gone and Frazier is taking over
Ding dong the bald cunt is dead!
Woo-hoo!! Fuck yeah!!! Best Monday all season for a Vikings fan
Childress out, Per ESPN
Ding dong the bald cunt is dead!
Now all they have to deal with is a walking team cancer wearing Wrangler jeans!
@SSB
One down, one more to go. Let’s just say there may be a dead hooker in Favre’s pickup tomorrow morning…
Second from bottom:
“I am…in a world…of shit!”
double manningface is rare, beautiful and fleeting. like haley’s comet
Glorious, glorious Manning schadenfreude! That’s so much Manningface that even the starving African kids who don’t get any are now full! But Peter King thinks it could use a little nutmeg.
Say what you will, but for every game losing interception Peyton throws, he pulls a dozen wins out of nowhere. There isn’t one of you fuckers that wouldn’t kill for him to QB your team.
Well, I’m a Packers fan so, no, I’ll keep the awesome, younger dude on a coach killing rampage, thanks.
You ever think Eli purposely leaves his mouth open all the time as an ironic joke because he knows we’ll all mock him?
Yeah…me neither. Way to slide, mouthbreather.
Oh, joy, Monkey Biz is back posting idiocy again.
@Monkey Business:
No, I’m pretty happy with Brady, his almost-as-good-as-a-pornstar girlfriend and his beautiful flowing locks. When Fetushead can impregnate a beautiful starlet and then dump her, get back to me. And what’s with everyone calling him by his first name? It makes it sound like you want to blow him or something. And it’s a chick name, besides. Manning sounds WAY better.
By the way, the first name rant was about Pey-Pey. Tom is too boring a name to get excited about.
No, Monkey Business. I’d rather have Brady.
@ Monkey Business
What I’ll say is that I hope we see you in the playoffs in Foxboro so we can do it again.
/one fucker who doesn’t want him to QB my team. Mr. Brady has done just fine for me, thanks.
I actually had to explain to my girlfriend the concept of Manningface. This will serve as a useful reference tool.
Manningface, manningface where for art thou manningface? Hilarious.
@MB
I think fans in Pittsburgh, New England, New Orleans, and possibly Green Bay would beg to differ.
@ Monkey Business
Marmalard is 28 years old, and 2-0 against Fetushead in the playoffs, though he can’t seem to beat anyone else in January. Nevertheless, I’d commit seppuku before I rooted for Manning over King Laserface.
Uh, except us fuckers who root for the Patriots.
Thanks for playing though.
Shit, that’s what I get for not refreshing the comments before posting…
Is the cameraman in manningface09 an elf? KeeblerVision?
Also, to hell with all of you fans with good/healthy QBs.
/sad
@Monkey Business
I’d rather have Cleo Lemon come back and quarterback my team to another four consecutive heartbreaking losses than have that insufferable douche stink it up in the playoffs for the umpteenth time.
Manning faces and massholes. When did KSK hire Simmons.?
OH MY GOD IT’S FULL ON
*scurries across screen in excitement*
No way I’d much rather have Hassel- okay you win.
Eli looks like his eyes are about to roll into the back of his head. Kind of a drug-induced, psychopathic, blank stare. Is he reliving some horrid childhood memory involving a Pop Warner loss, or channeling Kurt Cobain?
The fact of the matter is this: I, like everyone else, would love Peyton Manning if he was the quarterback for my favorite team. If the obviously fertile Golden Boy Brady played for the team I loved to hate, I would hate the fact that he slept with women I am too intimidated by to even fantasize about. But I can laugh when people make fun about his girlie hair and his tantrums. If Monkey Pussy can’t learn to take a joke, he is in for a long and joyless life.
Glorious… it’s so glorious.
And yes, we all recognize Manning is one of the best QBs in the NFL. We just relish in his failures, because journalists fellate him anytime he succeeds. And every time he fails, they make excuses for him. And they continue to propagate the myth that he is one of the top two or three QBs of all time, despite the fact that he consistently comes up short in the postseason. He has one ring, but he is still this era’s Dan Marino.
I’d take cutler sulk and his sporadic play over that goofy looking, self rightious doucebag
Double Manning Face and colossal Favre fail (sorry and congrats FavreFAIL) on the same Sunday? Christmas came a few weeks early.
Thanks, but I’ll stick with Brian St. Pierre, thank you very much.
Well, Ookie has beat them both this year, so I don’t mind riding him out over the masters of the Manningface.
I would much rather have a QB that eats up too much salary cap and calls out everyone else after a loss while worried about how many commercials he can make and piling up useless stats than take a 3 time superbowl winning QB with a lot less talent around him.
> being sarcastic.
>> loves the self anoited first family faces.
>>>anyone notice the first family combined has less superbowl wins than Brady?
What would you do-ooo-oooo for a Manningface?
+2 Mayor
QBs who currently have a higher QB rating than Fetusface:
A dog-killing ex-con
A holier-than-thou douchebag
An alleged rapist who preys on young college girls
A long-haired sybarite who sires out of wedlock and is cheered on by drunken, racist cretins
Vince Young
Silky Garrard
Ol’ Neckbeard
Matthew Cassel, not the son of Seymour Cassel
Sir Aaron Rodgers, Slayer of the Wrangler Pecker-Shower
Tony Romo
Hell, I’ll stay with my guy, Fitzy McWinning, over an over-glorified, ego-tripping tool like Pey-Pey.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. I couldn’t be happier. They can both go away. May they both be out of the playoffs this year. Let them spend their time making more commercials. I’ll take Brady anytime over either one of the mannings.
Do you Manning-haters actually think that either one of them care about all of your nasty comments? They worry about it all the way to the bank and to the many charitable contributions and events that they sponsor! I’ll take a Manning any day over the list of previously mentioned criminals and womanizers! And they win many more times than they lose. Faces or no faces, they both are the best!!!
That is pretty funny; taking it personally, and then wasting time defending, being mad, self-righteous, etc.
It might be a good idea to just relook at what this site is about before you get an aneurism. I’m jus’ sayin’