Domata Peko Commits Hair-On-Hair Assault On Troy Polamalu
Crazy Samoans with their lengthy tresses and their knocking the shit out of each other. Have a lava rock on me, guys.
Sorry there was no immediate recap from last night, as I rushed to join the scores of other mouthbreathers claiming their bounty at the local Gamestop once the game ended. Also, I hadn’t finished clutching my chest after the Steelers very nearly blew a 20-point lead late in the game. Thanks for not covering T.O., Bryant McFadden. That and if I heard Jon Gruden refer to Roethlisberger as an “oak tree” one more time, I was liable to smash every piece of electronics in my home capable of transmitting his voice.
Listen to Gruden? That’s Mission Unpossible!
Haven’t heard from Punter since the game ended, though I did enjoy his whipping out the John Wall dance during the pregame show. You think I’m kidding but I’m not entirely convinced that isn’t him.