STEELERS MAKE SWITCH TO LESS BOOZY TERRIBLE KICKER After years of putting up with his embarrassing antics and short kickoffs, the Steelers have finally had enough with Jeff Reed. Apparently the team simply won’t truck players publicly maligning the Heinz Field grass during a press conference. His replacement will be former Redskins and Cowboys failure Shaun “Shazam” Suisham, whose career highlight to date is an incredibly fake video of him kicking a 110-yard field goal in 2008. Huzzah!