Via The Baltimore Sun, Peter King’s most prized formerly decent metropolitan daily, comes the news that Joe Flacco dressed as The Situation for the team’s charity Halloween event earlier this week. PURPLE CAMO TEEEE SHIRT TIMMEEEE! The costume makes sense because Flacco is from Jersey and also because they’re both hideous guys who spend a lot of time working out.
“CABS IS HERE! CABS IS HERE! WHO’S READY TO GET IT IN? WE STAY SMOOSHING ON THIS END ZONE! AY YO A-BOLD, STREAKS TO THE HOUSE, MY DUDE! DON’T FORGET TO PUSH OFF. THESE DBs CAN’T STAY WITH YOU UP IN THIS CLUB! YOU GOTSTA BEAT THEM BACK!”
I want more like this!
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