The Chiefs yesterday were the last team to be knocked from the ranks of the unbeaten when they lost to the Colts in Indianapolis, mostly because Dwayne Bowe can’t catch, Matt Cassel is awful and Todd Haley wanted to pretend like it was Super Bowl XLIV all over again and he was Sean Payton. The Chiefs might also have been as startled as we were to spot a non-atrocious looking female Colts fan.
But CBS, crack production team that they have, was able to identify a few other key reasons as to why Kansas City lost that escaped our attention. You might have missed them during the broadcast, but lucky for you we at KSK were able to screencap them.
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This got my hopes up.
There was no good Simpsons episode…
A+ for the David Cross reference .
those Hali pics:
http://tinypic.com/r/2ztacdh/7
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=mvkt34&s=7
I like how all the Chiefs fans are calling Haley an idiot when he’s actually doing something great for the team. Would you prefer Herm Edwards back? Maybe we could grab Brad Childress in a year or so.
Sure, he’s a bit of an asshole on the field, but otherwise he really doesn’t do much besides aggravate fantasy football players. “liek omg Haley wore a skullcap, such a doucher!” christ.
@ Oliver
I thought the second pass to Bowe was a gimme, a sort of pick-me-upper after that drop. obviously Bowe fucked it up, though. doesn’t matter, he’s still numero tres in my heart, right after Hali and Flowers. Did anyone else get those screengrabs of Hali bloodied after that sack/ff on Manning? beastly, and frightening.
Also, does no one in the fucking world realize that Weiss calls the plays, not Haley?
Come on now, how are we to Succop an onside kick mishap to start off the game… Then how can Bowe just drop two consecutive passes in a row… You’d think after he dropped the catch in the end zone that we should have gone to a different target.. Heck why not duplicate the onside kick a 2nd time… Statistically, maybe we could have done it…
We had no right winning that game. Thank God the NFL is still a place where someone like Matt Cassel can be an opposing QB.
//still thinks “DoubleDwayneBowe” is a great fantasy team name
At least the defense is good, I’m still optimistic but I’ll prepare myself for decisions like GOING FOR IT ON 4TH IN THE FIRST HALF. You friggin’ idiot Haley…honestly the thing that pisses me off most about him is how he sounds like a whining, doped out crack whore every time he talks.
@ScottEgoli – Remember in the Super Bowl when he decided to deploy a majority of two tight-end sets against the best front seven in football? That was the best.
Other than cock-blocking Jamaal Charles fantasy owners, i dont see anything wrong with his failures.
Todd Haley totally keyed your Malibu, dude.
CoIFC: Kansas was named after Kansas City, not the other way around.
Probably fakes his dad’s status as an American citizen.
Kansas City Miscues:
Failed Onside Kick
Failed 4th down conversion
Kansas City is not in Kansas
Todd Haley will fuck the old right out of you.
As a Jamaal Charles owner and a Chiefs fan I approve of this post. At least our defense is legit.
/prepares self for a lot of 13-10 loses this year.
gratuitous Todd Margaret reference/title? approve.
Scioscia’s reference to his radiation poisoning in “Homer at the Bat” was gold.
When the Simpsons do baseball, they are at their best.
Gotta disagree – that Colts fan is pretty brutal. Pug nose? Check. Double chin concealed by forward lean? check. Downturned-not-in-a-pouty-but-in-a-pig-trough-snuffling-sort-of-way mouth? Check. I know the bar is lower for Fat Humps, but she doesn’t clear it.
simpsons line the best. that episode was awesome
If it wasn’t for date rape Todd Haley would never get laid.
Todd Haley took off the Hamburgler’s birthday last Monday and Wednesday. Which is it man?
His miscues extend of the field. Check out his douchetastic skull cap he wore to the the Thunder/Heat game played last week in KC.
http://yfrog.com/0x11xibj
Last night’s Simpsons episode was pretty good, especially with that dark couch gag.
that “chick” counts as a 4 at ohio state.
other parts of ohio: 14
and mike: carson delhomme palmer just threw the least of the week award to a white bucs defender.
/throws pick-six, yells at rookie TE on sideline
something-something-something*link to the indy fan*something-something
This weeks Dwane Bowe Poetry Jam will be markedly maudlin.
/young waif of the streets, kindly exit my conveyance. I shant remunerate thine any longer.
Haley is a cock for not DVRing the first good episode of the Simpsons in a long time. In fairness to Haley, that hooker did look like a chick.
I’m still really mad about the Camaro thing, thanks for bringing that up.
Also, I should have known better than to link to that. Knew it would occupy two-thirds of the comments.
Never said she was hot or age appropriate. I mean, you have Indy kids downing entire pails of popcorn. When anyone is under three bills in that city, it’s worth noting.
That counts as a hot chick? When are people in SF going to demand Singletary’s firing? As a Seahawks fan, I hope he’s their coach forever, but what a clown.
She’s even sitting at the kids’ table.
gratuitous simpsons reference
That semi-hot Colts fan:
a 5 in Atlanta
a 4 in Arizona
a 4 in California
a 20 in Hattiesburg (as long as she doesn’t sell the danged pics, you whore!)
There was the one hot Indy (chick) fan. Remember the dancing blonde?
Haley is just a few games of clock mismanagement away from being the second coming of Andy Reid.
Does Haley have a couple of retarded kids who do drugs and smuggle them in their rectum?
sorry… LEAST of the week. And it’s MIND, not mine.
/never mine
I know that Carson Palmer is in the clubhouse with a lock on the meast of the week, but could you give a consolation prize to Bowe? Never mine, he’d just drop it.
Colts fan is 12 and what is this?
That is not rain in KC today….those are D-Bowe’s tears….
just give him his PED’s back please….
non-atrocious seems like a fairly apt description there, although i do agree with PepeSilvia – there’s no way that girl has reached algebra class yet.
This Jamaal Charles thing is killing me. What coach would see a rusher averaging over 5 yards a carry in a close game and be like “hey we should pitch it to Thomas Jones for four yard losses over and over again,” or “Lets let our inept QB sling it down field to our inept receivers all game, rather than use our pro-bowl caliber running back to tear up a defense that CAN’T STOP THE RUN!”
^Pre-caffeine post fail. Haley and Dierdorf are slapdicks, was the point I was trying to make there.
That girl doesn’t look 18. Just wait until she mutates until the morbidly obese adult we all know and despise.
Going for that 51 yard FG on the last drive was also a brilliant move. The fact that Dierdorf agreed a long field goal a higher success rate of a 4th and manageable makes it even better.
He did all of that and the second quarter wasn’t even halfway over? Wow, impressive.
Also, I didn’t see the game. What was the “Matt Cassel” test about?
As a Thomas Jones owner who was enjoying Haley’s backwards ass tumble into success, it was a good run. At least the defense is legitimate.
“Haley: Premature Ejaculator” should be read in the voice of Ashley Schaeffer.
One thing they did right was keeping Charlie Weiss in the booth so we wouldn’t be traumatized by looking at his 400+ lbs on the sideline. Or maybe they just don’t let Rascals on the sidelines.
based solely on that picture, that Colts fan could be 11 years old. still the hottest thing in Indy though.