It’s Halloween on Sunday. I trust you gentlemen have busted out your finest Rex Ryan and Favrepenis costumes. This time of year, the six of us always put our collective heads together to figure out the ideal costumes for assorted prominent NFL figures. By all means, suggest your favorites down in the comments. OFF WE GO.

-Cris Collinworth: Geoffrey, the Toys R Us giraffe

-Todd Haley & Josh McDaniels: the Winklevoss twins

-Brett Favre: Hedwig

Favre’s Penis: Mrs. Paul’s fish stick

Jenn Sterger: Deanna Favre

Deanna Favre: Elin Nordgren

Albert Haynesworth: A Slave

Tom Cable: Jay Mariotti

Jay Mariotti: The dude who played Son of Sam in “Summer of Sam”

Carson Palmer: Carson Palmer (2005 model)

Bill Simmons: Lunchpail

Alex Smith: Big-handed Dave Grohl from the Everlong video

James Harrison: Bonk from Bonk’s Adventures

DeSean Jackson: Ted Johnson

Danny Woodhead: David Eckstein

Mark Sanchez: Ines Sainz

LaDainian Tomlinson: Betty White

Braylon Edwards: Donte Stallworth

Tim Tebow: No costume [Pagan holiday]

Peyton Hillis: ’90s era The Tick costume borrowed from Mike Alstott

Tom Brady: Clay Matthews

Roger Goodell: Bud Selig

Ben Roethlisberger: Watchmen Smily Face (alternative: Peter Sarsgaard’s character from “Boys Don’t Cry”)

Mario Manningham, Steve Smith and Hakeem Nicks: Stewardesses

Herm Edwards: Slutty Terminator

Clinton Portis: Package Carrier

Dez Bryant: Everything That’s Wrong With America

Kenny Britt: Dalton from “Road House”

Wade Phillips: Elephant that’s been tranquilized

Norv Turner: Freddy Krueger (no makeup required)

Philip Rivers: Bradley Cooper

Ryan Fitzpatrick: Brent Hinds

Santonio Holmes: The probe from Star Trek 4

Peter King: Acela conductor