Of course you wouldn’t. You’d much rather look Jenn Sterger and her classy French manicure. Ah, the French manicure. No Mississippi boy can resist! Anyway, if you’d like to see the penis in question, by all means watch the vid at Deadspin, or click after the jump. It’s not safe for work, though it has been tastefully Photoshopped. I couldn’t figure out how to do it myself, though. Stupid Photoshop. The first time I try and learn that program, I elect to use a picture of a 40-year-old penis. Unwise. Hat tip to Punter. Send us your PS jobs and we’ll make a little contest out of it.
Worst. Pez dispenser. Ever.
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That’s a funny looking toenail.
Also, to determine what exactly that was on the end of his toe, I was forced to get uncomfortably close to a picture of Brett Favre’s penis with Peter King’s head. This is the nadir of my existence.
Cigar guy photoshop on penis in 3,2,1……….
What I’d really like to know is, how are OchoCinco’s pigeons?
Best. Last sentence in a post. Ever.
Seriously, now I have to explain to my co-workers why I was laughing so hard! Good job Drew!
The Peter King head actually makes the dick a little less ugly.
/that ol’ boy has one ugly dick
//not an expert
I watched that video. The third cock doesn’t look the same as the first two penii. The head is clearly a different shape. Then again, Favre could be a grower…
I will give him credit for excellent taste. Ben only hits on fugly drunk sorority skanks and Tiger limited himself to porn whores and Vegas wanna-bes. Jenn Sterger is really prime tail.
“The one thing plastic surgery can’t fix is an ugly penis”
The League
Charles Haley laughs at the size of his wee-wee. Those exact words.
@FavreFail, today must be like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one.
It’d be helpful if you gave the readers a blank canvas ’cause I’d rather not look for it.
@Upstate Underdog
Yeah! Spot on! Cause all us gay guys wanna do is see ugly old man dicks.
Also, a big “et tu es homo” to all the “straight” guys who went rushing to see Favres junk.
/Doesn’t mind gay jokes at all
//So horrified by seeing Favre’s alleged junk that I’m unfairly lashing out
///Leaving in shame and disgrace
…
////is there any other way?
Brings a whole different meaning to “Fun With Peter King”.
So If I toss around the pigskin like dee boys while wearing my Wrangler Jeans, will my penis end up like this!??
Any chance you can call the contest Cocktoberfest? It’d be a hell of a post tag.
@MSC, here is what FavreFail wrote on Deadspin: “Oh man, dong shots and my most hated athlete getting his shit ruined on the internet all in one shot. I’m celebrating!”
I wasn’t making fun of him for being gay. It was more of a congratulatory comment.
@UU,
Sorry. Lashed out, as I mentioned above. Right you are.
Now I’m even angrier at Favre for getting me into this mess.
@MSC – I’m actually not one of those twinks that are a fan of old man dick, shockingly. I just love that this story has now reached undeniable levels for the fuckers in the mainstream media that defend him. I’m still celebrating!
/has no shame at all
Ewww, I may not want to masturbate for a few days…
That’s disgusting!
@MSC, it’s all good.
No Crocs, no Brett.
simple as that.
ROFLMFAO @ PK Penis Head.
Oh and I’m a sucker for skinny bitches. That one in the middle? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.
He flashes cock just like a kid on the playground and not just for the glory or money.
Um… ick. That is a really unsexy dong picture.
I stopped wearing Wranglers at about age 13 when I started buying my own school clothes. MANY years later my unmangled junk is still rewarding me… and the ladies *wink* Hey! *gun fingaz*
Wait…just how many of the gays do we have among the Kommentariat? Two? MORE???
/calls Atlanta preacher guy for guidance
@snowwhite I guess you didn’t watch the video on Deadspin. There are yellow crocs or puke green crocs in the first dick pic.
Speaking of which, I don’t really care which of our Kommentaters are gay. What I’m more interested in is asking the two or three women who post here all the time, does the “Send the woman you’re trying to seduce a picture of your cock” method of seduction really work?
Hate to tell you SonOfSpam, but once they get to 3 that’s just like saying “Biggie Smalls” 3 times in the mirror. We will all be gay.
Though I am not a regular member of the Kommentariat, I am a woman … and NO. No, my friends and I just find the dong shot seriously hysterically funny.
That was actually Biloxi Jim’s penis.
RE Bubby Brister’s Mop says:
” What I’m more interested in is asking the two or three women who post here all the time, does the ‘Send the woman you’re trying to seduce a picture of your cock’ method of seduction really work?”
Depends on what kind of woman she is. Seems like a tricky move, kind of the equivalent of going nuclear. Once you’ve sent the dick pic, she’ll either think it’s funny and you’re OK to proceed or she’ll think you’re a douchebag and tell you to never contact her ever again. And t hen of course, forward it to all her friends in order to mock you (for reference, see the recent Duke Sex PowerPoint scandal).
So apparently Jen Sterger will get her 15 minutes of fame, they’re just spread out in a series of 1-minute increments over a period of 5 years.
I’m beginning to think Jen exists purely to make Paris Hilton seem accomplished and worthwhile by comparison.
There are some things you can never unsee. Thanks for adding another one to the pile.
And if Jenn Sterger was a true famewhore, she should have gotten knocked up with Bretticus Jr and guaranteed herself a first round draftee kid, who would be fawned over by Mary Beth King.
This should have been in the ESPN body issue.
@Bubby Brister’s Mop: Sending a cock pic is always appreciated if you’ve been on the receiving end of a boob shot (if you get something from me, i should get something from you – only fair). However, like Slash said, just know that the pic gets shown around. I’ve seen the dick pics my friends get and they’ve seen the ones I’ve received… As far as a seduction technique, nope – unless you’re huge. Then maybe.
Would it be too, too cliche’d to say “Four(th) and inches”? Of COURSE it would be!!
Wow. Twelve years of sweaty, masturbatory fantasizing, and all for a Pop Warner instead of an SuperBowl MVP.
At least now the world knows the significance of #4. Allegedly.
Hmmm . . . Aaron Rodgers wears 12. Anyone got his celly?
/The preceding was written by a proud – if traumatized – straight woman.
Can we agree that, at most, he should be referred to as a capgunslinger from now on?
Lorenzos Babe you made me rofl my waffle.
Makes sense. Big Ben is #7. We could verify with the alleged victims and get an alleged size.
What I’m more interested in is asking the two or three women who post here all the time, does the “Send the woman you’re trying to seduce a picture of your cock” method of seduction really work?
Speaking only for myself: Ewww. No.
That penis defines lofty.
that chick on the left is the hottest of the three.
may i suggest the andy reid O-face on the head of said penis? i’d do it myself but i dont have photoshop on my work pc.
plus i’m not sure if manipulating pics of other guys junk classifies as faggery or not.
Anyone else notice his Myspace account name…Screaming Lord Byron? Seems like the Baron has many titles.
In fact, pair the Screaming Lord w/ Ron Mexico, and we have the beginning of a quasi-Super Friends-esque team of NFL aliases.
/Bowie’d
Just from my very superficial judgment off of one picture.
Hot: Middle
Hotter: Left
Hottest: Right
/cleans self up
Furthermore, can someone explain to me the whole “Send a girl a picture of your dick” thing? Do these guys really think that this girl is gonna be like “OMG! I saw his dick! I need to suck it now!”? That dick is average in size at best. MAYBE if you were well endowed would this play possibly work on some retarded girl with daddy issues.
Looking forward to a good dissection of the next MMQB. You *KNOW* PK will comment on this, and he’ll have some self-righteous comment about his former god.
/ sad to see Favre end up like this… he really was great in his day.
// Can we expect a new blog named SextingJennSterger?
Favre is #4. Shouldn’t Santonio Holmes be #81 instead of #10?
/Standing ovation!
Lofty
God I miss John Madden.
God I miss John Madden
I’d suck it
^^^ kommenter win
4 inches of fun
He’s 40 so he has to hold it up, it won’t stay up on it’s own.