Return Of The Mack
10.13.10
Ben Roethlisberger: HI TEAM! THE BEN IS BACK FROM BEING ON SUSPENDERS.
YOU BAND OF BRUDDERS READY TO WIN AND STUFF? DURING SUSPENDERS I TOOK REPS AND REPS AND REPS AND REPS. MORE REPS THAN I EVER THINK I CAN REP. BIG BAD BEN GONE AND NEW BIG FOLK KISS BEN TAKE HIS PLACE.
THAT MEAN:
NO MO’ MAKE BAD TOUCH
NO MO’ HOLD BALL FOREVER AND EVA
NO MO’ LEAVE PRACTICE EARLY FOR CALL OF DUTY, EVEN AFTER BLACKS OPS COME OUT
NO MO’ CHOCO TACO
HARF HARF HARF THAT A JOKE ON LAST ONE
Trai Essex: Oh thank God, he’s back. It was so bad. We won the majority our games and all, but it was torture every time we had to move the ball. Except that game against Tampa Bay because they suck ass.
Bruce Arians: I had to run the ball! [goes into spasms]
Charlie Batch: [Coughs and wheezes] Made me miss mah nap.
Kordell Stewart: They made me change my name to “Dennis Dixon.”
Ben Roethlisberger: THE BEN KNOW HE LET YOU DOWN, BAND OF BRUDDERS. THE BEN SO PROUD HOW HARD YOU WORK WHEN HE ON SUSPENDERS. HE MADE THIS DRAWING TO SHOW YOU HOW HE PROUD.
NOW WE FINISH JOB TOGETHER. NOW WE WORK EVEN MORE HARD AND SUCCEED EVEN MORE HARD. WE NO STOP PLAY TOUGH UNTIL WE GET SILVER FOOTBALL TROPHY FOR THE NUMBER THIRD TIME AND PEOPLE SHUT UP ABOUT STUPID LADIES WHO MAKE EVIL LIES. WHO IS WITH ME?
HARF HARF HARF, HEY HINES WHAT’S YOU GOT ON YOUR HEADSPOT?
Hines Ward: Is specserr bleast cancell awellness hat. Is make arr peeper awell of dangel of bleast cancel, which is when woman bleast get bad rumps and they kirr the woman.
Ben Roethlisberger: HARF HARF HARF, LOOK LIKE YOU GOTS A BIG NIPPLE WHERE YOUR HEADSPOT SHOULD BE
MMMMMMM NIPPLE
[Bzzzzzztttttttt sound]
YYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Hines Ward: What is happen, Rongrastname?
Ben Roethlisberger: OH, IT’S THIS COLLAR THE COMMISH MAN GAVE TO THE BEN. GIVE THE ELECTRIC OWWWIES ANY TIME BEN HAVE A BAD THOUGHT.
NO BIG WHOOP. NOT GONNA STOP THE BEN FROM TAKING REPS, BEING STEEL TOWN BALLER AND WINNING THE BIG GAMES.
[Sunday]
Ben Roethlisberger: YOOOOOWWWWW GAWD NO END TO OWIES
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Kordell Stewart: They made me change my name to “Dennis Dixon.”
/spit take
Brilliant!
Big Ben and the Steelers better be ready, cuz they’re gonna get a dose of Colt McCoy on Sunday! And, uh, a secondary that will really make life tough for him! And hey, a backfield duo of an injured Peyton Hillis and perennial castoff Mike Bell! And….well….a lot of other guys who will….I dunno….make the Yinzer fans cry?
Shit.
/I can’t stand being a lifelong Browns fan.
I liked Ben’s legal defense, “If she has titties, you must acquitties!”
I not hold bal fo eva and eva this week cus last yeer cleveland putangs sack me 11 times.
It is much easier to point out the Steelers retard friendly policy they use in picking quarterbacks (Bradshaw and Roesthliberger) than the fact that they beat the Cardinals for a championship.
That’s what I’m talkin’ bout.
Most difficult, as in the highest average winning percentage of opponents that regular season. .520 for ’08 Steelers is second to only ’79 Steelers’ .527 among all Super Bowl champions. And the reason I mentioned that was because NNV was trying to suggest Steelers had an easy road both in playoffs and regular season that year, which is both stupid and demonstrably wrong.
“Also the ‘08 Steelers had the second most difficult schedule of any Super Bowl champion ever, so, uh, nice try again.”
Who determines ‘most dificult’ and how do they quantify it? Also, why would you even use strenght of schedule to try to win an argument on these interwebs? Leave that weak sauce to the BCS assholes.
Kordell Stewart: They made me change my name to “Dennis Dixon.”
HARF HARF HARF
Forget the collar, he needs this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfq3B9JvIcQ
God damn these Electric Sex Pants.
mrpph
I’m sure the NFL is churning out team logo shock collars right now.
mmm… choco tacos!
If I was I’d count how many playoff teams the Steelers beat during their most recent title run.
Equally pointless since they beat all three playoff teams they faced…in the playoffs. Also the ’08 Steelers had the second most difficult schedule of any Super Bowl champion ever, so, uh, nice try again.
But then you’re lashing out because the Cowboys are once again a wreck. Got it.
I wasn’t trying to discredit a title, son. If I was I’d count how many playoff teams the Steelers beat during their most recent title run.
I just find it funny that the Steelers are 3-0 vs. the NCF West in Super Bowls.
Am I the only one who wants to rail the living daylights out of Michele Tafoya?
Hines always makes me raugh out roud.
The Bruce Arians reaction was icing on the cake.
Sorry, tard boy, but i don’t think there will be an NFC West team in the Super Bowl this year.
That’s about the lamest way to try to discredit a title you could possibly conjure up.
OH MY GOD, A TEAM HISTORICALLY KNOWN FOR BEING BAD WON THE CONFERENCE THAT YEAR! THAT CHAMPIONSHIP DOESN’T COUNT! WAAAAHHHH!
“YOOOOOWWWWW GAWD NO END TO OWIES”
That’s the gonorrhea talking
I saw Charlie Batch outside of a chowda house last night and gave him a dollar.
NO MO’ CHOCO TACO!
I am going to use this in office dialouge X5 today….
Mark Morrison appreciates that someone still remembers his work.
saying Hines’s dialogue outloud is terrible awesome experience. HARF indeed.
Good stuff, but I missed the PEW PEW PEW
That #7 on THA BEN looks like a scarf. THA BEN KNOW ITS FALL NOW!
I printed up the Howse of Prowd drawing and put it on my refrigerator.
15-1
I need a nipple on my headspot. Maybe 2
Not gonna lie–I missed Big Ben and me favolite steerer.
This almost makes me like the Steelers.
Sorry Nate, but NFC West or NFC *anything*, I think the Big Retard’s team would be a favorite against ANY NFC team right now. (Washington? New Orleans? Chicago? Green Bay?). Of course the same would be true of the Jets, Patriots, Ravens, Colts, Texans and possibly the Jags and Chiefs as well. (Maybe not Houston, whose coughed up games to the Cowboys and Giants)
Ahh, been too long since we heard from Hine Wald
Animal Mother: the Steelers actually did have a starting QB named Dick Shiner back in the 60s. You couldn’t make that shit up.
@Daddymag
How dare you omit J.T. of the Fighting O’Sullivans from your summit? You rapscallion, this shall pass for treason in most dolleys. Time to throw hands by the shipyard!
Now that The Ben is back, I call for a QB summit – The Ben, The Croc Baron, Chinese Ookie and Kinglaserface.
Dennis Dixon? I thought Kordell changed his name to Dick Hoover.
ELECTRIC OWWWIES would be a great name for, well, just about anything.
Band, FF team, a method of execution (in the states that still execute people via the electric chair) … and shock collars, I guess.
“NOW WE FINISH JOB TOGETHER. NOW WE WORK EVEN MORE HARD AND SUCCEED EVEN MORE HARD. WE NO STOP PLAY TOUGH UNTIL WE GET SILVER FOOTBALL TROPHY FOR THE NUMBER THIRD TIME AND PEOPLE SHUT UP ABOUT STUPID LADIES WHO MAKE EVIL LIES.”
Sorry, tard boy, but i don’t think there will be an NFC West team in the Super Bowl this year.
Charlie Batch looks better than I remembered.
/harfing
I always wondered why it’s Breast Cancer “awareness”, and not Breast Cancer “Research for a Cure” month.
/puts on tinfoil hat
IT’S A CONSPIRACY. THE CANCER INDUSTRY DOESN’T WANT A CURE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!