We got an e-mail yesterday from a guy who claims to work at the writers’ office for the show “30 Rock.” He told us the the writers love the site and occasionally put up KSK posts in the writers’ room. While this is as likely to be true as the times we got e-mails from people relaying first-person accounts of Rex Ryan reading and enjoying Drew’s posts and the fact that Philip Rivers has read the site and hates us, we choose to believe it’s the God’s honest truth. So, to the folks from NBC currently reading: GIVE ME A JOB GIVE ME A JOB RIGHT NOW We appreciate the support.
Anyway, the guy passed along a comedy video that he directed about Chiefs defensive lineman Shaun Smith, he of the Brady Quinn punching and the Anthony Davis in-game groin grab.
Matt Hasselbeck – or at least a representation of him – made a cameo in last night’s Inception parody episode of South Park. Rather than poke fun at him, as the show has done with Jay Cutler and Ben Roethlisberger, Hasselbeck was included for the sake of being random. Which I think makes sense. Is there a more random, uninteresting starting quarterback in the NFL right now than Matt Hasselbeck? I dare say there is not.
This clip of a guy who sounds like Ray Lewis with a lisp narrating his Greg Jennings touchdown on Madden has been making the blog rounds for about a week, but it’s high time we gave it some attention as well. A shame he couldn’t have been in the booth last Sunday when Jennings scored on an 83-touchdown pass against the Dolphins. That would have been a treat. I PUT THE TEAM ON MAH FUCKIN BACK DOH! OH SHIT DARREN SHAWPWAW! That should become one of Ufford’s memes, by the way.
Finally, a guy trying to transparently plug the porn site Tube8.com e-mailed Drew and I to let us know this barely relevant factoid: “According to our Google analytics, Massachusetts–specific traffic to the popular porn site increased over twenty percent when the Patriots had their buy week on October 10. Now we know what Tommy and the rest of the Massholes were doing when Tom Brady wasn’t throwing.” Uh, good to know, I guess. I don’t know, maybe I’m just a bad fan, but my jackin’ it schedule doesn’t really vary that much throughout the year, much less during football season.
I want more like this!
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