If that DirecTV commercial is to believed, this is a fierce rivalry where animosity runs rampant and regional stereotypes are constantly being reinforced. Of course, as opposed to the commercial, this game is in Miami, where instead of flinging snow at your door, Dolphins fans will mix up your medication to hilarious effect!

I feel like every Monday night game in Miami ends with the Dolphins hilariously failing to put together a last-minute score to win an otherwise entertaining and close contest. I suppose there are worse games to watch. That abortion in the New Meadowlands last night being a prime example.