Sorry, lady, but Nacho prefers to be the aggressor. “Following the blowout over the Bills on Sunday, the star QB was enjoying a celebratory meal at Abe & Arthur’s with teammates Braylon Edwards and Dustin Keller, when a woman sidled up uninvited from another table and sat down. “The players were nice at first and chatted with her,” said our spy. “But the woman inched closer and closer to a very reluctant and uncomfortable-looking Sanchez.” In other news, Kellen Clemens couldn’t get laid at an orgy. [New York Post]