Who Needs Recaps When Everything You Need To Know Is Written On The Faces Of Creepy Superfans?
09.14.10
Does every Chiefs fan express joy by grabbing the nearest invisible Shake Weight? I’m sure you could get actual ones from Steve Weatherford. He has a few he needs to unload. I will say, though, nice job of getting a middle finger in the long-distance shot of Rivers blown coverage TD pass to Naanee.
Don’t be so glum, guy who looks like Mike Myers in a fat suit playing a Jets fan. Mark Sanchez throws a heck of a checkdown pass. A few more years of seasoning and he might even be as good as Matt Leinart.
Jacqueline liked it better when you just yelled to her to show her tits at Gate D of the old Meadowlands.
And in case you missed it, Marmalard might have thrown his greatest tantrum to date.
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Who does everyone think the unbeatens will be after sunday? I am pretty sure it will be KC.
Rivers rules…agree with this article:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/sep/16/rivers-critics-target-again/
The thing is, in life, plenty of people understand what to accomplish, but very few people in fact do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You need to take action
Fuck it. I LOVE Phillip Rivers. The league would be 36% less fun without him.
Hardest toss Marmalard threw all game.
In reference to that cutie on the right ( or should I saw half a cutie ) with the young douchebag Jets fan , I would take half of her over an entire jenn sterger.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that girl is 12. Say hi to Chris Hanson for us.
Ahhh firemen helmets, seperating real fans from the rest of us.
Hey 85. It’s not sweat. It’s rain.
In reference to that cutie on the right ( or should I saw half a cutie ) with the young douchebag Jets fan , I would take half of her over an entire jenn sterger.
If TO does that, Mark Schlereth’s head would explode. Sweet double standard for Laserface.
Did anyone catch the ICP Dolphin fan @ Buffalo? For just an instant, it was there. Maybe I was dreaming.
Do all Chiefs fans sweat like that, or did the guy on the left in pic 1 just walk out of a car wash?
In that video’s still, Laserface looks like Terrance and Phillip farting.
I learned 3 things from listening to those announcers in the late game last night:
1. The Chargers have an EXPLOSIVE offense
2. Philip Rivers is a COMPETITOR
3. The Chiefs’ team is composed of 53 rookies.
Second photo: Tawwwmy, is that you? He must be checking up on Cassel to see how far he has fallen after leaving his beloved football Red Sawx.
Top photo:
What has two thumbs and loves to burn the Koran? THIS GUY!
Airborne SuperAIDS > Mike and Mike and Mike
But I stand by my demand that we clone Gus Johnson and fill every booth with Tri-Gus.
Speaking of this game, Nessler and Dilfer > Mike and Kike and Mike
The chin strap on the fireman’s hat sums up the Jets’ fans beautifully. I might have to have this pic printed, matted, and framed.
And, of course, he’s my primary fantasy QB.
I knew he was a douchebag, but GOD DAMMIT. I’d rather have Tim Tebow. Yes, THAT’S how much I loathe this little punk.
But does Peter King have a prescription for those on-field-maturity pills?
Plane-on-head guy was in one of the LOLNFL pics last season – “Damn FAA routing flights over our neighborhood.”
Nope, no link, I am lazy.
Isn’t that cute? That kid brought his retarded grandfather to a football game.
Lazerface* I haven’t been drinking this early boss, promise!
Shockingly, Peter King disapproves of La\erface’s antics. http://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/24475529960
Top two pictures: which one is Otto Man?
Neither one. I’m in the third flipping the bird.
Nacho may throw some good checkdowns, but he will NEVER be Captain Checkdown (AKA Trent Edwards)
The New Unnamced Meadowlands Stadium-an accident waiting to happen. Haven’t ever been a stadium that takes 1 hour to exit.Think the Who in Cinncinati muliplied by GNR/Metallica at Olympic Stadium added to the dank overcrowding of Fenway. The built a a billion dollar stadium with bottlenecks for concessions that no one will use since they tailgate up until gametime.Great idea; if there is an emergency people are going to get trampled. You would also think for all that money they would improve parking and road access; think again.
Fuck you; I’m Woody Johnson. Next time might want to consider that offense counts in the NFL.
Captain Jet is even weirder in person-a great big fat person sweating through a raggy nylon cape. Must’ve smelled great after the thundershower last night.
That video at the end brings much joy to my heart.
Combo Chiefs-Royals tickets for all day excursion $100
Throwback Christian Okoye jersey $150
Beers for both games in the stadium @ 7.50 a pop $170
Seeing Lazerface throwing a temper tantrum in the rain and the CHIEFS win…..PRICELESS
Jets fans are creepy. If you find anyone in New York who roots for all of the teams ending in -ets, they should be put on a watch list. If root for the Jets, Mets and Nets, you have bodies in the crawlspace.
What a great competitor.
Is that the Koran-burning guy from Florida in the first pic?
HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU!
And, I’m out of the suicide pool. Thanks a lot Lazerface, you fackin fack.
That girl in the solid green shirt looks pretty darned good.
i want a j.t. o’sullivan post on the wrath of king laserface
Nothing better than to see blow hard Jets fans looking so glum.
Top two pictures: which one is Otto Man?
Good to see the Suckass Playcalling Gene has fallen for from the parental tree in the Schottenheimer family.
The snap was actually in time, but unfortunately Hardwick, in an ill-conceived attempt to loosen up everyone in the huddle on a crucial play, decided to share a humorous anecdote about a time he engaged in premarital relations.
Dear Marmalard, all the hoggin’ goin on in KC tonight, it’s for you.
OK, so Kansas City won this game mostly because of defense and special teams and because they sucked a little less than the Chargers.. Cassel is 10/22 for 68 yards, but yet… he gets the postgame interview???
This just in…all of us Chiefs fans are drunk and trying to find Shake Weights…if anyone knows where we can find 6 of them, much appreciated.
You know, when they replay the Marmalard meltdown in slow motion, it looks like a pretty lame throw to the ground and a very dainty kick. I guess if he did it too forcefully it would be the equivalent of cussin’.
Jets fans make me want to scream “stranger danger.”