“It doesn’t really matter if the person you’re with likes football, just that they respect your liking football.”
This.
09.30.10 at 8:35 pm
FavreFAIL
It doesn’t really matter if the person you’re with likes football, just that they respect your liking football.
09.30.10 at 5:33 pm
senioritis
Dude, getting dating advice from eHarmony is like getting fucking advice from your sister. It may work, but do you want to be with someone it worked on (let the visual simmer…..). However, picking up the ladies on eharmony, not shameful at all (I guess I found the one chick that enjoys college football as much as me on there?)
/no shame
//titties
09.30.10 at 4:22 pm
Anonymous Pussytuber
To me women that are really into football is a turn-off for me. I don’t mind a girl that watches the game alongside and roots for my team because it’s my team, but that’s about it.
09.30.10 at 2:55 pm
Yawgmoth
My husband has taken to complaining about me “monopolizing” the TV on Sunday. Dammit mister, I paid for Sunday Ticket and I am going to watch every second I can of televised pro football, not just my own team, because that shit was expensive. (But necessary as we are near St. Louis)
09.30.10 at 2:39 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
A man who hates football….
HUH? WHAT?
And while it’s not a prerequisite that a woman likes football, anyone who actively works against me watching football is the kind of obnoxious beeyatch that I just will have nothing to do with.
09.30.10 at 1:59 pm
Zack
Oh, sure, it shows right as soon as I start whining about it.
Regarding the “vast majority of women think football is a complete waste of time” and the men who cater to them…to each his own, I guess. Have fun carrying your woman’s bags while she’s busy shopping for shoes (an activity that I must admit I personally find to be “a complete waste of time”). I always thought that hating sports was a manifestation of insecurity about one’s own athleticism – I personally don’t enjoy competing, and I’m certainly not the world’s greatest athlete (3rd or 4th greatest, I’d say), but I sure do love to play.
09.30.10 at 1:47 pm
Zack
Why won’t my comment about how selling Dwayne Bowe is only legal “here, and in Mississippi” post? Man, it sure was a funny comment, and referenced a scene from a popular television show you might have seen at some point. Wish you guys could have seen it.
09.30.10 at 1:45 pm
MaineAsshole
One white man still has both ACLs, the other white men don’t want to destroy their remaining ones in celebration.
09.30.10 at 1:29 pm
jackin'4beats
Bowe for sale…lightly used Bowe for sale
What is he a slave or something? Just because he gets paid to catch passes and snitch on his teammates when they are banging some road tail doesn’t make him a slave or able to be bought or whatever.
/Haynesworth’d
09.30.10 at 1:21 pm
dudebro
If you’re a man that hates football and prefers art museums, don’t be surprised when your girl breaks out the strapon.
09.30.10 at 1:00 pm
ITouchDownThere
@Bubby Brister’s Mop, your misoginy is showing…
There are a lot of us out there that understand, and love football not just for our husbands, boyfriends, whatever….but for the same reasons you do, with less sweating and yelling at the TV
Now, quit staring at my tits while I break down the Wing T Sweep for you
09.30.10 at 12:56 pm
City of Industry Football Corporation
If only the Little Fucker didn’t ruin that last photo. It would have so perfect with the white players sternly shaking hands while the black players celebrate with some emotion. Although I can see his confusion, being White Chocolate.
09.30.10 at 12:21 pm
Monkey Business
@Bednarikrules THATS GOOD HUSTLE
09.30.10 at 12:21 pm
No Clever Nickname
Re the ads, Firefox + NoScript works great for me. Not much help to those at work, I realize.
09.30.10 at 12:18 pm
Bubby Brister's Mop
I find it hard to believe 44% of NFL fans are women. When I go to games, the only women there are ballbusters who refuse to let their hubby/bf have one itty bitty moment of fun without them. Either that or they’re there because “Oh. My. God. Look at Troy Polmalu! His hair, his smile, his cocoa butter skin…he makes me so wet…” The next time I hear a woman explain the Tampa-2 defense, it’ll be the first.
Oh and whiners about the ad pop-up: Download Firefox browser. Download AdBlocker from Firefox website. PRESTO. No more pop up adds. Try learning to use the interwebs instead of bitching about it.
09.30.10 at 12:13 pm
Dano
Re: “Bowe for sale.”
“I’m not quite dead yet!
“You’ll be stone dead in a moment”
“I feel happy!”
09.30.10 at 11:38 am
LaFarvre's Next Injury
This guy enjoys slapping women on the ass….. with my dick. I call myself, Slapdick.
09.30.10 at 11:27 am
Bednarikrules
What if you are a man who hates football but loves watching large sweaty men slap each other on the ass? Will the women of E-harmony still nod approvingly? Just asking….
/slaps large man next to me on the ass
//gets beaten senseless
09.30.10 at 11:15 am
Upstate Underdog
For everyone bitching about the ads and video there is this thing called ad block, look it up.
“This just in from E-Harmony:
If you’re a man who hates football…”
If you’re a man who hates football, you’re probably not very interested in women.
09.30.10 at 11:11 am
ITouchDownThere
Hester “Go Go Gadget shoe boost”
09.30.10 at 10:55 am
Enrico Pallazzo
Dr. Hibbert: I’ll take that Bowe!
Cassel: Oh he’s not for sale.
09.30.10 at 10:54 am
Earnest Graham's Knee
All for you guys making money on great content but teh interwebs are < 2yrs from being one, giant, constant ad with zero content. Getting ridic and will scare away readers.
09.30.10 at 10:50 am
SoxAndBass
Seriously. Stop the video or I’ll have Bill shit in YOUR hat!
09.30.10 at 10:45 am
Ken Gryphon Jr.
@Willy
Please tell me that’s a cut and paste directly from eHarmony. I want their copywriters to be filled with enough fail that they actually typed “You’re next move:.
09.30.10 at 10:43 am
Ken Gryphon Jr.
That last Pats picture is chock full of grit.
The only way it could possibly be grittier is if they had in what my roommate refers to as “the other white receiver”.
09.30.10 at 10:41 am
Tracer Bullet
Never trust a white man’s handshake.
09.30.10 at 10:38 am
Chocolate Construda
I love auto-play videos
09.30.10 at 10:37 am
Kansas City honey badger
@Willy
The vast majority of women are succubuses sent from Satan to ruin our lives.
09.30.10 at 10:36 am
nutpunchdrunk
Fuck’s sake, do we REALLY need this stupid video to load every time we open a page?
09.30.10 at 10:35 am
Yawgmoth
E-Harmony is insane. 44% of NFL fans are female.
09.30.10 at 10:30 am
Willy
This just in from E-Harmony:
If you’re a man who hates football…
You’re in luck. The vast majority of women think football is a complete waste of time. Just mentioning that, “you’re not a big football fan” and that you like to spend your weekends taking drives, or getting outside, or going to movies is likely to get nods of approval from the women who are seeking refuge from the endless ballgames and beer commercials.
You’re next move: Choose a random Saturday or Sunday afternoon during the season and make your way to a book store, coffeehouse, or art museum. Behold the vast the range of opportunities before you.
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@ITouchDownThere
Marry me!
“It doesn’t really matter if the person you’re with likes football, just that they respect your liking football.”
This.
It doesn’t really matter if the person you’re with likes football, just that they respect your liking football.
Dude, getting dating advice from eHarmony is like getting fucking advice from your sister. It may work, but do you want to be with someone it worked on (let the visual simmer…..). However, picking up the ladies on eharmony, not shameful at all (I guess I found the one chick that enjoys college football as much as me on there?)
/no shame
//titties
To me women that are really into football is a turn-off for me. I don’t mind a girl that watches the game alongside and roots for my team because it’s my team, but that’s about it.
My husband has taken to complaining about me “monopolizing” the TV on Sunday. Dammit mister, I paid for Sunday Ticket and I am going to watch every second I can of televised pro football, not just my own team, because that shit was expensive. (But necessary as we are near St. Louis)
A man who hates football….
HUH? WHAT?
And while it’s not a prerequisite that a woman likes football, anyone who actively works against me watching football is the kind of obnoxious beeyatch that I just will have nothing to do with.
Oh, sure, it shows right as soon as I start whining about it.
Regarding the “vast majority of women think football is a complete waste of time” and the men who cater to them…to each his own, I guess. Have fun carrying your woman’s bags while she’s busy shopping for shoes (an activity that I must admit I personally find to be “a complete waste of time”). I always thought that hating sports was a manifestation of insecurity about one’s own athleticism – I personally don’t enjoy competing, and I’m certainly not the world’s greatest athlete (3rd or 4th greatest, I’d say), but I sure do love to play.
Why won’t my comment about how selling Dwayne Bowe is only legal “here, and in Mississippi” post? Man, it sure was a funny comment, and referenced a scene from a popular television show you might have seen at some point. Wish you guys could have seen it.
One white man still has both ACLs, the other white men don’t want to destroy their remaining ones in celebration.
Bowe for sale…lightly used Bowe for sale
What is he a slave or something? Just because he gets paid to catch passes and snitch on his teammates when they are banging some road tail doesn’t make him a slave or able to be bought or whatever.
/Haynesworth’d
If you’re a man that hates football and prefers art museums, don’t be surprised when your girl breaks out the strapon.
@Bubby Brister’s Mop, your misoginy is showing…
There are a lot of us out there that understand, and love football not just for our husbands, boyfriends, whatever….but for the same reasons you do, with less sweating and yelling at the TV
Now, quit staring at my tits while I break down the Wing T Sweep for you
If only the Little Fucker didn’t ruin that last photo. It would have so perfect with the white players sternly shaking hands while the black players celebrate with some emotion. Although I can see his confusion, being White Chocolate.
@Bednarikrules THATS GOOD HUSTLE
Re the ads, Firefox + NoScript works great for me. Not much help to those at work, I realize.
I find it hard to believe 44% of NFL fans are women. When I go to games, the only women there are ballbusters who refuse to let their hubby/bf have one itty bitty moment of fun without them. Either that or they’re there because “Oh. My. God. Look at Troy Polmalu! His hair, his smile, his cocoa butter skin…he makes me so wet…” The next time I hear a woman explain the Tampa-2 defense, it’ll be the first.
Oh and whiners about the ad pop-up: Download Firefox browser. Download AdBlocker from Firefox website. PRESTO. No more pop up adds. Try learning to use the interwebs instead of bitching about it.
Re: “Bowe for sale.”
“I’m not quite dead yet!
“You’ll be stone dead in a moment”
“I feel happy!”
This guy enjoys slapping women on the ass….. with my dick. I call myself, Slapdick.
What if you are a man who hates football but loves watching large sweaty men slap each other on the ass? Will the women of E-harmony still nod approvingly? Just asking….
/slaps large man next to me on the ass
//gets beaten senseless
For everyone bitching about the ads and video there is this thing called ad block, look it up.
“This just in from E-Harmony:
If you’re a man who hates football…”
If you’re a man who hates football, you’re probably not very interested in women.
Hester “Go Go Gadget shoe boost”
Dr. Hibbert: I’ll take that Bowe!
Cassel: Oh he’s not for sale.
All for you guys making money on great content but teh interwebs are < 2yrs from being one, giant, constant ad with zero content. Getting ridic and will scare away readers.
Seriously. Stop the video or I’ll have Bill shit in YOUR hat!
@Willy
Please tell me that’s a cut and paste directly from eHarmony. I want their copywriters to be filled with enough fail that they actually typed “You’re next move:.
That last Pats picture is chock full of grit.
The only way it could possibly be grittier is if they had in what my roommate refers to as “the other white receiver”.
Never trust a white man’s handshake.
I love auto-play videos
@Willy
The vast majority of women are succubuses sent from Satan to ruin our lives.
Fuck’s sake, do we REALLY need this stupid video to load every time we open a page?
E-Harmony is insane. 44% of NFL fans are female.
This just in from E-Harmony:
If you’re a man who hates football…
You’re in luck. The vast majority of women think football is a complete waste of time. Just mentioning that, “you’re not a big football fan” and that you like to spend your weekends taking drives, or getting outside, or going to movies is likely to get nods of approval from the women who are seeking refuge from the endless ballgames and beer commercials.
You’re next move: Choose a random Saturday or Sunday afternoon during the season and make your way to a book store, coffeehouse, or art museum. Behold the vast the range of opportunities before you.
By the way. I pooped a little.
No herminator photoshops? Im disappointed.