If only I wasn’t stuck watching Clausen get assraped for the next 14 weeks… Screw ya, Charlotte tv market
09.29.10 at 6:09 pm
PJD
THEN WE’RE GOING TO BEAT THE JETS, THEN MIAMI, THEN THE COLTS, AND THEN ON TO THE SUPER BOWL BYAAHHHHH!!!
09.29.10 at 6:02 pm
JAFO
I never get tired of berating New England.
09.29.10 at 5:13 pm
FavreFAIL
You have to give Clausen credit. The fact he made it as an NFL QB despite not having a mouth is pretty impressive
09.29.10 at 4:20 pm
Kansas City honey badger
What’s that? Garcon is hurt, so a rookie WR with the last name of WHITE and who is indeed a caucasian male, will stay on the active roster for WR dept and support!? Say it ain’t so! It’s to awesome to be crazy. Indy is the new super racist team in the NFL.
On a lighter note, Reggie Wayne and Randy Moss are in the same bowling league. Team Name: No Crackers Allowed.
09.29.10 at 4:15 pm
AtomicVamp
No matter what, Brady’s hair always looks like he cut it with a flowbee. Fuck me. He’s got the money, the model, the kid… he can’t visit a SUPERCUTS?!?!!?
09.29.10 at 2:39 pm
No Clever Nickname
@Dieter: +1 ex-whore.
The NFL needs more True Romance references.
09.29.10 at 1:41 pm
Bugg
Are you suggestin’ any Pats’ fans would buy a dahkie’s jersey evah?
Woodhead is another in a long line of TRUE PATRIOTS PLAYAHS LIKE JOHN LYNCH!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
09.29.10 at 1:38 pm
The Ides of Martz
dudebro
The Pats just have players their fans can relate to. By that I mean, “I’D RATHA HAVE A HAHD WORKING CLASS PLAYAH THAN A LAZY UNFOCUSED DAHHKIE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”.
09.29.10 at 1:21 pm
City of Industry Football Corporation
If Brady was a responsible father, he’d be named Peter.
09.29.10 at 1:15 pm
LaFarvre's Next Injury
If Shanny were a star he’d be a red dwarf.
09.29.10 at 12:35 pm
Clamps
“If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf”
If Randy Moss was an element, he’d be plutonium: highly useful, yet incredibly unstable.
09.29.10 at 12:27 pm
Bednarikrules
@SMK: +10!!!
Not only is that shit funny, but it is educational as well! You rock my cosmos.
09.29.10 at 12:21 pm
SMK
If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf
09.29.10 at 12:19 pm
Dieter
Somebody musta told him it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it?
09.29.10 at 12:11 pm
Scott Nicholson
Brady’s hair can score all by itself
09.29.10 at 12:09 pm
Drave
Shanahan has a very oddly shaped skull. I’d like to see a phrenologist’s report.
09.29.10 at 12:06 pm
Kansas City honey badger
Pretty sure the Pats are conspiring to get Peyton Hillis on the squad as well. It would be the only white two back system in the league!
09.29.10 at 11:59 am
85
I’m not convinced Shanny is wearing a shirt in that photo.
09.29.10 at 11:52 am
dudebro
@85
One guy at the game on Sunday had a Maroney jersey with the word DEAD duct taped over his name. Pretty sure that was the only 39 shirt in the place.
It is starting to get a little disturbing how white the Patriots offense is. I think they’re probably conspiring to bleach Randy Moss.
09.29.10 at 11:49 am
Pigs
KC: Don’t forget the Polish Wonder, Gronkowski
09.29.10 at 11:45 am
Spanky Datass
Agreed Mo Charlo, hover tags are like little jewels sprinkled throughout a post. I Don’t know why more sites don’t use them. Awesome Clausen, not so much.
09.29.10 at 11:45 am
Drave
Wow – Crimson Shanny is some scary stuff
09.29.10 at 11:44 am
Butt Kiss Dick
That’s some good squishface.
09.29.10 at 11:38 am
Kansas City honey badger
I am still waiting for the announcement of the Pats secret KKK meetings. Once a week they join forces with Indy and plan on how to make Eldelman, Welker, Woodhead, Collie, and Gonzales into some new super hero fighting team.
They will asemble like Voltron and take back football for the whites!
09.29.10 at 11:31 am
Mo Charlo
Maybe the best part is what each of the images’ filenames are.
09.29.10 at 11:07 am
SkolVikings
Is Tom Brady trying to celebrate or have a bowel movement?
Or, heaven forbid, is that his O-face?
09.29.10 at 11:06 am
85
Wow, Woodhead is wearing Maroney’s old #39? If Pats fans had ever bought Maroney jerseys there’d be a rush on duct tape in the greater Boston area.
09.29.10 at 11:03 am
SafetyDan
I thought emus were a protected species…how is that legal?
Jacksonville? WTF?
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jacksonville-jaguars-wr-kassim-osgood-pistol-whipped-in-attack-092910
If only I wasn’t stuck watching Clausen get assraped for the next 14 weeks… Screw ya, Charlotte tv market
THEN WE’RE GOING TO BEAT THE JETS, THEN MIAMI, THEN THE COLTS, AND THEN ON TO THE SUPER BOWL BYAAHHHHH!!!
I never get tired of berating New England.
You have to give Clausen credit. The fact he made it as an NFL QB despite not having a mouth is pretty impressive
What’s that? Garcon is hurt, so a rookie WR with the last name of WHITE and who is indeed a caucasian male, will stay on the active roster for WR dept and support!? Say it ain’t so! It’s to awesome to be crazy. Indy is the new super racist team in the NFL.
On a lighter note, Reggie Wayne and Randy Moss are in the same bowling league. Team Name: No Crackers Allowed.
No matter what, Brady’s hair always looks like he cut it with a flowbee. Fuck me. He’s got the money, the model, the kid… he can’t visit a SUPERCUTS?!?!!?
@Dieter: +1 ex-whore.
The NFL needs more True Romance references.
Are you suggestin’ any Pats’ fans would buy a dahkie’s jersey evah?
Woodhead is another in a long line of TRUE PATRIOTS PLAYAHS LIKE JOHN LYNCH!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
dudebro
The Pats just have players their fans can relate to. By that I mean, “I’D RATHA HAVE A HAHD WORKING CLASS PLAYAH THAN A LAZY UNFOCUSED DAHHKIE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”.
If Brady was a responsible father, he’d be named Peter.
If Shanny were a star he’d be a red dwarf.
“If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf”
If Randy Moss was an element, he’d be plutonium: highly useful, yet incredibly unstable.
@SMK: +10!!!
Not only is that shit funny, but it is educational as well! You rock my cosmos.
If Woodhead were a star he’d be a white dwarf
Somebody musta told him it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it?
Brady’s hair can score all by itself
Shanahan has a very oddly shaped skull. I’d like to see a phrenologist’s report.
Pretty sure the Pats are conspiring to get Peyton Hillis on the squad as well. It would be the only white two back system in the league!
I’m not convinced Shanny is wearing a shirt in that photo.
@85
One guy at the game on Sunday had a Maroney jersey with the word DEAD duct taped over his name. Pretty sure that was the only 39 shirt in the place.
It is starting to get a little disturbing how white the Patriots offense is. I think they’re probably conspiring to bleach Randy Moss.
KC: Don’t forget the Polish Wonder, Gronkowski
Agreed Mo Charlo, hover tags are like little jewels sprinkled throughout a post. I Don’t know why more sites don’t use them. Awesome Clausen, not so much.
Wow – Crimson Shanny is some scary stuff
That’s some good squishface.
I am still waiting for the announcement of the Pats secret KKK meetings. Once a week they join forces with Indy and plan on how to make Eldelman, Welker, Woodhead, Collie, and Gonzales into some new super hero fighting team.
They will asemble like Voltron and take back football for the whites!
Maybe the best part is what each of the images’ filenames are.
Is Tom Brady trying to celebrate or have a bowel movement?
Or, heaven forbid, is that his O-face?
Wow, Woodhead is wearing Maroney’s old #39? If Pats fans had ever bought Maroney jerseys there’d be a rush on duct tape in the greater Boston area.
I thought emus were a protected species…how is that legal?