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"LOLNFL 2010: Week 1"
RE: Football. is. back. Smirre!
What’s an Aryan
Shut the fuck up!
Clausen’s practicing his pose to retroactively receive the 2005 Heisman once Bush is stripped of it. Doesn’t matter if he was in high school, he was 42-0 man, FORTY TWO AND OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
/Wants to see him get maimed next week
Re: last pic
Mouth eyes in 3… 2… 1…
Reid also pretends that he understands how to tell time. The big hand what now?
More yuks than an episode of Full House.
Pilot not pirate! Have Smirrre!!!!
Is Peyton a member of the lollipop guild?
I got ya Regis: [brevetcaptain.tumblr.com]
Andy Reid has apparently grown some sweet dreads.
if we dont get a column about laserface and those epic floats in the end zone on the last drive against the chiefs, i will hurt someone.
You obviously never stuck your dick in the Olsen twins’ asses.
Andy Reid also pretends to be a good father. He is not good at it.
Eli doesn’t have the guts or the willpower to play a joke like that. Just show him the way to the squash courts and he won’t bother anyone
If you put moutheyes on A#1 receivel, does that mean he’d have slanty lips?
I bet Tomlin and Reed bumped fists after that last minute shank. Way to earn the new contract you cried abut Reed!! Some where a towel dispenser is shuttering.
Shockingly, with the amount of concussions this weekend, it is amazing Deon Grant didn’t get one when he took a backflip after getting that INT in the endzone.
Thank you lord, it’s back. Now if only the 80 degree weather would follow suit. Tebow and Rivers: get your asses back to praying.
Nice to see Andy Reid paying tribute to Johnny Cash.
Hines Ward has to be the happiest guy in the NFL – that’s why player’s association reps must get him to lower his profile before the new CBA negotiations.
They told him black was slimming. His sons recommend a cocaine habit instead.
“I’m not going to pretend to know how to utilize you,” said Andy to his salad fork.
Helmet, Jimmy Clausen. It protects your hair so you don’t have to.
Peyton looks like he’s representing the Lollipop Guild. Or at least, performing that scene from a very early It’s Always Sunny where Mac and Dennis are busting on Charlie’s height.
I know this is off-topic, but Florio just put out his power rankings and wrote “Sending the Jets to 0-2 could be as satisfying for the Pats as any of their Super Bowl wins.” Really? And that just the beginning of some of the most ridiculous observations. He might be worse than PK.
Saw Florio’s smarmy ass on Sunday night. I was not impressed. Oh yeah, and Kris Jenkins re-tore his left ACL. Looks like the Jets won’t be getting that Cham-pion-ship anytime soon.
Ray Lewis is such a fucking stud, he doesn’t even need a knife to kill people!
Cutler had the day he had… against the worst opposing defense in the NFC Central, no less.
We’re in for a renaissance sulking season from this one.
What is that demonry!?
It was funny watching how hard Mike Florio tried to be like Bob Costas The Everliving and failed. God, what a turd.
PK & Florio are BFF
A strong showing to start the LOLNFL season. I’m surprised there wasn’t one based on that shot of McNabb’s =0 face that they lingered on for an uncomfortable amount of time during the SNF game. You know the one I’m talking about.
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