Well people, you’ve earned this: the right to choose the color of the insanely short short-shorts I’ll be wearing for Fight Gone Bad. This poll will close at 5:00 p.m. Eastern on Friday. Do your worst.

Despite calls for me to get a spray tan, I’ve decided that my humiliation will be quite enough. However, an anonymous donor who works for a charitable fund is posting $5000 to my FGB effort that will hit next week. He’s a Vikings fan, so he requested that I post some fat Saints girls on KSK. Why he didn’t just ask for hot Vikings girls, I don’t know. It’s not like the fan base is restrictive; I mean, I can Photoshop Viking stuff onto hot girls. But a $5000 donation to cancer research and disabled veterans gets you what you want, so you can expect a couple Sexy Fridays to be Fat Saints Chicks Fridays…

UNLESS…

We get my total to $15,000. That gets you sexy pictures instead of fat Saints fans. WHO DAT, indeed.

Anyway, congratulations to David C., whose $325 donation gets him his choice of Y: The Last Man or DMZ. The last giveaway prize goes to the single biggest donation between now and Friday at 2:00 p.m. The final KSK Kares Update will be tomorrow, then we’ll go back to slinging dick jokes full-time. Thank you for your incredible generosity and support. And also the mean-spirited taunting.