Our sporadic “Inside A Tailgate” feature returns today. It combines our love of NFL party videos and our love of lazy YouTube-based posts. This week, some not-at-all-this-close-to-making-out pals take in a Buccaneers exhibition game. The title promises a crotch battering, so you know it’s good.
:05 – Opening with the nutshot? It’s an indictment of the attention span of the average viewer when they can’t even be expected to sit through minimal buildup before the payoff.
:35 – Doing the dick slang? Damn, I think the wrong person got slapped in the junk.
:46 - “WHAT’S THE CAPITAL OF BANGKOK???” Yet he insists he’s “the E of this entourage.”
1:09 – I’m going out on a limb and guessing the phrase “over-served” isn’t prominently featured in the Raymond James Stadium Concession Employee Handbook.
1:18 – I bet Charlie Murphy got tired of drunk assholes yelling this at him on the streets a long, long time ago.
1:24 - After the game these guys went home and reenacted their favorite scenes from The Human Centipede. Surely, this will be the most homoerotic NFL related video I’ll see today.
[ scant seconds later ]
Eh, I stand by my earlier statement.
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Here’s my question: my fellow gays never pull shit like slapping another guy’s cock in public (hell, unless you’re looking for action you don’t touch, slap, or grab another part of another guy’s body, period) yet I’m positive those dudes at the Bucs game would be calling us fags if they saw us in public. What gives?
Also, I friend who was on an episode of Drag U, and she ended up selling weed to all of the queens after the show because the producers had them on lockdown. Raven and Morgan are cool, but JuJuBee is still my favorite.
@ Lafarve Those were so obviously Charger fans. I mean, like, Cmon Man
“WHAT’S THE CAPITAL OF BANGKOK???”
It’s Doosh Baag
First video is conclusive proof, the South will never rise again.
Second video is conclusive proof, Drew really has lost a ton of weight.
How come Samardzija wasn’t the one wearing his jersey on set?
I was hoping Raven and Morgon would make out.
Oh wait.
Not only did the dude hit the other dude in the junk (so uncool), the victim almost dropped his beer. Seriously, that shit ain’t right.
I could have worn Jeff Garcia was just trying to feel some balls at the beginning.
All TV football commentary should be delivered by drag queens and/or Rex Ryan. Not together, necessarily, though, how fucking awesome would THAT show be?
“Hey, boys – er, girls – er – whatever – how the fuck you doin’?!” – We’re Talkin’ Fuckin’ Football with Rex Ryan
Also: I am convinced that dudes who hit other dudes in the groin area “for fun” really, really, really wanna touch other men’s junk, but are too far in the closet to admit it.
@Anthony- you are absolutely correct about being friends with adults. That said, I’m going to be 50 years old in a couple of weeks, and I still laugh out loud when I see it happen to someone else…
Of all the Chappelle’s Show lines to use that are STILL funny…they chose this? He didn’t even smack the dudes face (head, perhaps)…what is this, amateur hour?
What an asshole. Here’s what happens when you make friends with adults: you DON’T slap each other in the dick and then gloat about it. I would have repeatedly punched him in the face. With a broken beer bottle.
Also, are we still really doing the “Charlie Murphy” jokes? Wasn’t that, like, 7 years ago?
I’m just glad Grimey got to lay down and get some rest.
That chick on the right was kinda hot.
1:09 Waiting for the teabagging that typically follows the dick slap foreplay.
I couldn’t have the sound up for the second video. What are those Raider’s fans talking about? Was one of them Flubby?
So, Howie won’t shake hands but has no reservations about playing touch cock? Makes sense.