WHADAYA MEEN COOCH CUT COOLT? NEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

Earlier today the Redskins swung a trade with Baltimore to acquire reserve quarterback John Beck. Normally this isn’t the kind of thing people would care about, but that all changed when everyone realized it was the death knell of the Colt Brennan era in Washington.

Hmmm…that doesn’t sound very official. Maybe he said “aloha.” That could be taken in a number of different ways, right?

Very well then. I guess now it’s all over but the crying.

Oh, and there will be crying.

The Dead Tree Crew will be sitting shiva for the rest of the week.