The Cami Secret, sadly is a real product. Why people aren’t out in the streets picketing their headquarters is beyond me. The only consolation I can take is that the person who would buy a boob veil like this, probably wouldn’t own too many low-cut tops to begin with.

Longtime KSK readers might recognize the voice of the frustrated narrator as that of Paul “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, a/k/a comedian/actor Nick Stevens, a/k/a the only Patriots fan who I don’t want to slash in the face with a broken-off bottle of Boone’s Farm. But yeah, screw the Cami Secret and the horse it rode in on.

Have a good weekend. Just for the hell of it, here’s Olivia Munn (DOB 7/3/1980) dancing with a trout.