Well, that is no way to talk about Mike Greenberg, Mort. You easily could have said “Mike & Nasally Douchebarrel,” or “Mike & Failed MNF Audition,” or “Mike & DJ 3000 Jokebot.”
Now, I’m not saying Mort hates Jews. This was probably a typo. Then again, MORT HATES JEWS.
I want more like this!
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