Two years ago you commenters drafted your favorite flavors of ice cream (Drew started things off with one of my favorites, mint chocolate chip). After 241 comments we were left with an impressive list that I still consult on occasion. Well now the time has come to revisit the ice cream issue, this time with a focus on the toppings. Anything you’ve ever enjoyed on top of a scoop is eligible, so go nuts.
I’ll start things off with a basic staple, hot fudge. Oh you warm, soft, chocolately whore. I could drink you for hours. You’re often overlooked, but you are so very essential.
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Cold filtered coffee syrup FOR THE WIN.
Crack rocks.
Honeydipps in Gotham.
Gotta be Construda
Jack Daniel’s
ok, seriously…
honey roasted peanuts and caramel sauce
/feels self getting fatter just thinking about it
mary louise parker
I’ll give you the mother fucking king. BUTTER RUM SAUCE. Like from the bread puddings.
@ Jacking…Salma and 99 Bananas? Add a little Bailey’s and I am in…..
Fruity Pebbles for the late steal/win!
/grabs keys and heads for grocery store
Our Masshole friends prefer Twisted Tea with their ice cream.
no ice cream is complete without shitdildoes to complement it.
Worms N Dirt – Gummy worms and crushed up Oreos.
campbells chunky beef chili and baked beans
/any given sundae
Note to self: Put your dick in a bowl of ice cream and Crown Royal tonight. Invite Jimmy Johnson (and his hair) over to watch Survivor DVDs.
/needy
@ITouchDownThere
Mirasol peppers it is! Thanks!
Also, you need to draft those devils food cupcakes before someone else does.
‘A little Ctrl-f on your ice cream will avoid that embarassing derpage.’ That’s what I was trying to say.
/tries once more
//herpderp
I don’t know if this counts because it’s technically not a topping but Guinness floats are amazing, especially with butter pecan.
I’ve seen Thin Mints twice, but not Tag-a-Long girl scout cookies, so I’ll take those.
Also, can we get a source for the banner picture? I’d love to know if it is part of a set.
Dijon mustard
Swallow’s Nest
blueberry syrup
crushed up key lime pie cookies and macadamia nuts
Sweet, sweet irony.
NERDS..it’s delicious on some vanilla ice cream. And even though it’s been said already it’s worth repeating that HEATH BAR is the tits.
Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
Ranch Dressing
D’oh, I blame IE6 for my ctrl-f failure….how about pecan pie on my ice cream, who says ice cream has to be on top?
fuck, ctrl-f failed me
Can I just have the chick in the photo for my topping of choice? I’m sure she goes well with ice cream.
A little Ctrl-f on your ice cream will avoid that embarassing
@Spanky Datass
They are Mirasol peppers, fancy ass bakery here makes a devils food cupcake with those in there and then sea salt icing. Sounds gross but is Ah-mazing
Chopped up Girl Scouts Thin Mints…
Apologies to ColtMcCoySavesLives if you feel I cupped your junk with my first pick. Would have gone a different route but you called cayenne pepper ‘cheyenne’ so I felt justified. WHEEEEEEEEEE FRIDAY!!!!!
EP’s whole Cadbury Creame Eggs and jedman’s durian picks have inspired me to try a late pick. Just outstanding!
You know those little dried peppers you can only find in an ‘ethnic’ food market. No lable just a krinkley plastic bag with tiny whole or sliced dark red, dried peppers. The kind I usually find are sweeter than rasins when you first chew then the heat begins to build. That’s my pick…on choc. brownie fudge ice cream.
fiberglass
or oxycontin
David Beckham.
/what?
Sailor Jerry rum and coke with lime in a float
dont knock it till you try it…
@Cutlerception
You are right, sir. I totally missed that obscure Nelson Muntz-huckleberry “Simpsons” reference that only maladjusted, blog-reading weirdoes would understand. Semper Fudge.
jellybeans
Kahlua, and Monica Belucci. Yummy!
Espresso dust
If it’s on strawberry, pineapple chunks are fantastic.
The toppings contain sodium benzoate….that’s bad.
However, I only like unflavored non-fat ice-milk.
Dark Chocolate-Covered Pretzel bits.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fat womens’ dreams.
yogurt covered raisins
Blood orange simple syrup
durian
Oh and Dey Eat Da POOPOO
crusty peeled scabs with semi coagulated puss filling
@Gino You missed the huckleberry reference up higher.
On vanilla only: scotch and espresso grinds. Sounds horrid. but trust me.
Surpsied I’m getting her this late, but I’ll take the girl in the picture as my ice cream topping, but with the topping underneath the ice cream.
With a bowl of vanilla ice cream, no topping is better than gummy bears. Lots of them.
I only like unflavored non-fat ice-milk. Though sometimes I like wintergreen.
/somebody had to make a convoluted Simpsons reference that only maladjusted, blog-reading weirdoes would understand.
Bearded Clam
fire
OK 3rd attempt – Chocolate covered espresso beans
If you were an ice cream flavor, you’d be pralines and dick!
Lactaid pills
dingleberries
Whole Cadbury Creme Eggs. Why not?
Mochi
Brownie Bits.
Trader Joes Cocoa Almonds.
chopped peanuts. Old school pick
If I’m licking it off the missus’ chest, make mine creme de cacoa.
Carob Chips. It is the poor man’s Chocolate Chips worthy of consideration at this point in the draft.
Nobody’s taken plain bananas?
Gimme.
Would it be copying Chip Carey if I specify MY wet nuts?
Fine. Then Tuaca.
huckleberries. but only if they’re fresh. I’ll never go back to canned.
Nuked orange marmalade on black raspberry hard serve.
I want what she’s having.
Ps – Who is that???