We apologize that we’re only just now addressing the fact that Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes has a sex tape. As you know, Big Daddy Drew — our resident black dick enthusiast — is on vacation, so we have yet to view the video, although you may do so at your own leisure over at World Star Uncut (NSFW, obviously). For the sake of good taste and cleanliness, I hope that “uncut” refers to the tape and not Spikes’s penis.
Also, we’d like to point out that, like Deadspin, we were NOT interested in the rights to the tape for $1500. Not when there’s so much free bukkake on the Internet.
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Has anyone been brave enough to watch this?
Is it just me, or does the girl look a lot like Kim Kardashian?
You mean he’s fucking a goat? That’s disgusting.
+1, Bandobras
It’s obvious this isn’t Brandon Spikes….he isn’t gouging the her eyes out.
Yes it’s just you Hoyagoon that’s why it say’s that right above the video. Good catch.
The guy’s done well for herself- good looking chick.
Is it just me, or does the girl look a lot like Kim Kardashian?
Look, there’s nothing wrong with not being circumcised. It’s perfectly natural and we enjoy sex more than circumcised guys.
@Otto: Have you seen the frottage video from Jay Feely?
Have I seen it? Worse than that, my friend. He was all hands!
Bills O-line this year: Eric WOOD, Andy LEVITRE, Ed WANG. Coached by Bobby JOHNSON. Does Ralph Wilson have a fetish, or has he seen too much porn?
For my money the best porn name is Raiders D-lineman, Richard (Dick) Seymour.
I think Lance Ball is a pretty good porn name.
So is Assmunch Rivers… What’s that, his name is Philip??
@Otto: Have you seen the frottage video from Jay Feely?
“For the sake of good taste and cleanliness”
So cut and uncut taste different? Thanks for the info, Cap’n.
So, did he fix the cable?
Coach Rex Ryan approves, has immediately offered a 2011 first rounder for Spikes
MOM?!?!?!
Belichick isn’t mad he taped it, just pissed he got caught.
That’s a decent porn name, but he’s not even remotely as good as Lance Long or Ashton Youbouty.
Oh! Oh! Oh, ol spikey here went and found a way to get paid making illegitimate babies. Your new nickname is BANG, BANG, BANG!
Did World Star pay the $1500?
That’s good hustle, Spikes.
“Not when there’s so much free bukkake on the Internet.”
I’m sick of people complaining about “the good ‘ol days” too