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Little did she know she’s improving the smell of the parking lot.
Look at that body control — she can keep both feet dry while still showing why all Philadelphia fans need to perish in a blazing inferno.
that’s a shit load of piss
Nice change of pace for Philly fans, usually they are puking all over the inside of their stadiums.
/ willing to bet at least one KSK commenter will furiously masturbate to that picture
// furiously masturbates
Considering that parking lot is the site of Veteran’s Stadium, this photo seems appropriate.
/Pretty sure I’ve never dated that woman.
I’m sure her parents are proud.
No sarcasm intended. If her parents are Eagles fans too, this will probably be the family Christmas card.
The driver of the Silverado probably thought that the self-folding mirrors put an end to his problems.
I bet the guy who owns the blue BMW x5 with PA plate # FRJ – 0401 is thrilled with this photo being on the net.
So I assume she’s a Mercedes fanboi?
“OW-AH WIMMIN PISS FAH-THAH THAN YAWS “
So she can piss both uphill AND downhill.
Look at the “SH” sticker on the BMW’s rear window. She must be making a political statement against the former British prison-island nation of Saint Helena.
Where’s the baby? Isn’t that how Philadelphia women nurse their young?
As an Eagles fan, this brings tears to my eyes. Not sure if it’s shame, joy or some combination of the two, but tears none the less. Well done young lady.
This reminds me of my Jewish Grandfather, who happily urinated in the direction of German Automobiles. Clearly, this woman is just being a Humanitarian.
Stay classy, Philadelphia.
What a strangely horrifying sight…
Every couple of days, something reminds me that it’s OK that I’ve lived in the northeast corridor for 25 years and never been to Philly.
What a bizarre yet alluring photo. I am replused yet drawn in to it. I almost want to throw up and then wank to it.
/ does not throw up.
//wanks to it.
Goddamnit! That’s my car!
Why in the hell is she wasting the contents of a urine bomb?
Not shown, Eagle fans shitting where they sleep and eat.
she’s lifting her heel like she doesn’t wanna ruin her shoe.
I see no TP in sight. Guess she’s going to be smelling like piss for the rest of the day. Par for the course in Philly I’d imagine.
Eagles fans/bums making a mess all over the city!
Is that a Dawkins jersey? Maybe someone off-camera suggested she buy a McNabb to go with it (of course the pissing in public went unnoticed in Pihladelphia)
State that states a few bad apples don’t necessarily make up the entire city
/old lady who fucks for WS tix
//// girl who pisses on cars
///// obligatory snowballs at santa story
////// cheering michael irvin’s carer-ending injury
… my entire sports life is an argument that i can never win.
By next month she’ll be in an adult film with the “Fuck Da Eagles” girl tentatively titled – “Two girls, One Osi Umenyiora”
I’m surprised that this picture is so clear given that her boyfriend behind the camera is simultaneously vomiting on a girl and jacking off into a cheesesteak.
/ considers logistics
// plans Saturday night
You guys be nice to Mike Singletary’s wife.
I’d still hit that.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous, Philly style.
“THERE WAS A STAIN OF BLOOD, A SIXERS CAP
& THE STENCH OF PISS & BEER…” – Marah
They write odes to this in Philly.
@j4b: that’s what the hat’s for.
making room for all the cum she’ll have to chug to make the bank to get home, since her beau dumped her after learning how little bladder control she has.
Is anyone even sure that is a female?
+ 100 for the “It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia ” reference.
brothamouzone, +1 for the Marah allusion
This doesn’t look her first rodeo.
Honestly, its not even the fact that she is peeing that bothers me… actually, it is somewhat hot. However, the amount of urine she has expelled from her body is Guinness Record worthy… Honestly, we all would be proud of that puddle.
Who else went from this to looking at porn?
This is a disgusting display, showing the world her lack of manners, character, and dign—
—oh wait. That car belongs to a Giants fan. Then that’s hilarious!
Her boyfriend, a Benz salesman, gave her a case of Yuengling at 10:00 a.m., and forbade her to squrt until halftime.
Man, she’s fucking HOT! Check out the size of that puddle — OMG — was she holding it all day or what?
Im using my barf as lube to wack it!
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