“They Are Rapin’ Errbody Out Heeuh”
07.31.10This is a local news story about a rape case in Alabama. Apparently, rape is 573% funnier when witnessed by this man, Antoine Dodson. Holy, holy crap.
HT: Harper
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If only Antoine had watched more AFC North games, he could have identified the attacker sooner.
http://tinyurl.com/36nyu92
/not a Steelers hater, I promise!
that wah funny
I think my monitor’s color settings are messed up – I could have sworn Chris Rock had darker skin than that.
And another internet meme is born… Is there a public office he could run for right now, to take advantage of this notoriety? I think he could win. Couldn’t do worse than whoever is running the state now.
It may very be that everything I know about the projects I learned from “The Wire”. But I’ll be damed if they didn’t film that segment in ‘the pit’.
“Who says rape isn’t funny?”
-George Carlin
Saw this on Facebook this weekend and damn near soiled m’self watching it. Hilarious and oh so sad at the same time. What’s worse? Antoine getting all ghetto in front of the cameras or the fact that the news crew couldn’t find someone else less…flamboyant…for the interview.
You think pacman gawn get caught? Pacman ain’t gawn get caught . Buleee dat.
Doug in KC well done.
Doug in KC: Check LaFarve’s avatar.
I thought this was an old “In Living Color” skit at first.
Then no Wyans family members showed up.
We got yo’ prints beotch!
Next time the Ben rapes hopefully we get Antonio’s take on it.
Kissing Suzy Kolber is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. … AND RAPE. RAPEY RAPEY RAPE.
They have the rapist’s shirt. Wild guess. Black? Gold? Big number 7 on it?
holy crap indeed…that was great. feel sorry for the girl but damn she has a funny ass brother!!
I forgot about Bub Rub, time to go work the google on my internet machine for that clip
@DancingBaptist +1
Black people make me laugh so hard omg…
Couldn’t the rapist have just given his sister a $20 and…..
/shows self out
/I’m sorry Lord
Cuz life is precious….and God…and the Bible.
That Antoine; so flamboyant!
*Snap!Snap!Snap!*
How dare you, City of Industry.
The rumors about Aunt Jemima having a love child are true.
Silly ghetto people. Keeping the Earth safe from Alien Invasion since 1948.
This guy runs circles around Bub Rubb.
Bubb Rubb and Lil’ Sis are the best, but this guy is pretty awesome.
They climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo people up
So yall need to hide ya kids, hide ya wife
And hide ya husband, cuz they rapin errbody out heeuh
Oh that autotune song is classic. This entire video is genius.
Bravo Antoine Dodson.
it’s kind of funny the reporters name is elizabeth gentle
Sexy Saturday?
@lawrence yes indeed, that’s from the same state. errbody who seen da leprakawn say ayyyyyyyyyyyy.
/has family in huntsville, alabama
//waits to be judged
Doesn’t hold a candle to the leprechaun news report, which I’m pretty sure is also from Alabama. COUUUUUULD BE A CRACKHAAAAAAAYD
Great marketing tool for the 8 year blu ray release of Martin Lawrence’s epic ‘Runteldat’.
Fer real, indeed.
I did it. What the fuck do you want from me? I just love raping SOO much.
Antoine Dodson has been cleared as a suspect.
Wow, I need to stay the fuck away from Alabama forever.
Oh my heavens.
i didn’t realize roethlisberger was so good at scaling houses
or mark sanchez because he’s a rapist too
dying. so good.
it’s already gone meta, but antoine’s genius is still apparent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdC16-cTQ0
Already a rap song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw