Three day weekends don’t come along very often over the summer, so be sure to enjoy yourselves while celebrating America’s independence. And don’t skimp on the porn, booze, or pantie liners. Continue after the jump for your patriotic Sexy Friday.

Oh no, the country is in a state of distress!

And now we’re back to normal. That was a harrowing half-second.

Have a good weekend, and be sure to either blow something up or cook meat over an open flame. But not at the same time…unless you’ve been drinking.

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