RECE DAVIS: Hello again, everyone. Rece Davis along with NFL insider Adam Schefter. As the league’s 32 teams are about to get ready for training camp, you’re just about to head out on the road, yourself. You’ll be joining Chris Mortensen on a cross-country bus tour to visit every NFL team.

SCHEF: That’s right Rece, I’ve been going over the particulars of the trip with Chris and we’re both excited about getting out to the camps and seeing these clubs prepare for their respective seasons. Our bus is ready and waiting for us and I’m just about to board. Chris and I have talked it over and he’s really excited to have somebody else in the bus this year.

MORT: I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANYONE in the bus this year! Last year, you let me do it by myself. LET ME DO THIS BY MYSELF!…It’s hard to…uh, research…when there’s another guy in the room, ya know?

[honking from outside]

BUS DRIVER: Time to get up and move out! Great! Grand! Wonderful! Trick of the day. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

SCHEF: Hey, we’ve already got some talent on the bus already? Mort, you didn’t tell me that they had girls on the bus before you left last year!

MORT: That’s because they didn’t! I’m gonna send a very angry tweet about this!

SCHEF: Hey, Mort! Get a picture of us! Hang on, lemme look gangsta first.

MORT: You know, maybe we shouldn’t be taking pictures of this.

SCHEF: Jeez, Mort. This bus is amazing! I don’t know where these women intend to sleep, or even how they expect to be found once we dump them in upstate New York, but I’m sure appreciating all of their efforts. If only Vernon Davis could put out like this! Uh, hang on. That came out wrong.

MORT: Hang on buddy, I’m in the middle of a very important interview. So, Fat girl’s ass, would you say that the NFC West is wide open this year? Because it doesn’t get much more wide open than what I’m looking at right now.

How come these faggots get a bus and I don’t?

Last year’s.