i cant believe they didnt ask ellen why she gave up her stint on idol after just one season
08.01.10 at 7:35 pm
MrS
“Tuckus”… really, Drew? You can’t say “ass” on TV?
07.31.10 at 6:19 pm
Boatdrinks
I was surprised at the absolute silence after Drew’s highly succinct info on success post penis display. You killed them Drew!
07.31.10 at 1:21 pm
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07.31.10 at 10:18 am
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07.31.10 at 7:50 am
Tanner
Wow. That interview was more painful than a booger wrapped in a nose hair.
07.30.10 at 8:41 am
Bed Bath and Jihad
I’m confused. First, I thought Terrell Owens signed with the Bengals, not the Bangles. Also, why wasn’t there more coverage about TO switching from football to an 80′s pop-music band? Did Versus really scoop everyone on this, or is that analyst just a fucking douchebag?
07.29.10 at 9:38 pm
OJ Simpson Tonka Truck
More proud of the weight loss, or a Versus HD appearance?
07.29.10 at 6:41 pm
Destructo-Beam
So, does your tapeworm have a name?
07.29.10 at 5:38 pm
Godsavethenewb
How have I gone this long not knowing that it’s Ma-gary? i always thought Mag-ary.
07.29.10 at 5:28 pm
JoeLunchbox
A face for radio.
07.29.10 at 4:15 pm
clueheywood
Here’s hoping the cancer kills you before the AIDS, Drew.
07.29.10 at 4:02 pm
MaualugaThunder
we’ve got a steve zahn/nph hybrid sitting in on a show and making the other two commentators fake laugh their way through a five minute segment of bad football jokes.
glad drew was the only funny one. the other two idiots were forcing it like a post-chipotle dookie.
07.29.10 at 1:14 pm
City of Industry Football Corporation
Anthony Michael Hall really keeps up on his NFL current events.
In seriousness, that was awesome. There is no way in hell I could have a five minute segment where I could actually utter a coherent sentence, let alone try to burn NFL players on live TV without cussing, offending Christians too much, or using the phrase “Cleavland Steamer”. Bravo.
07.29.10 at 1:14 pm
Marvin Harrison will allegedly unload a clip in a mofo
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
07.29.10 at 1:11 pm
frank gaffington
bulumia suits you well!
07.29.10 at 1:11 pm
'Tubin-in-Tn
@Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers
I actually saw it live.. fuckers made me wait a long time for him to show up, but at least he was mentioned in the “tonight’s guests are..” so i knew to stay tuned.
Great job there Drew! Discovered the site in the off-season (from references The Czabe’s site) and can’t wait for regular season content. Keep up the great work!
/wonders if Drew will be regular commentator on show, so can set DVR
/n00b will now go back to lurking
07.29.10 at 1:08 pm
FavreFAIL
Drew is quite proud of his bird-thin neck now that he lost weight. Before and after he was on air he looked down and happily said to his member “I SEE YOU!”
/what, you thought Drew was wearing pants?
07.29.10 at 1:05 pm
Deux Deux Deux
Hey, I’m in Betehsda! No wonder I haven’t run into you… I’ve been looking for a big fat guy!
07.29.10 at 12:59 pm
deathbysexy
So we are going with Neil Patrick Harris on this one? I kinda preffered the comparison to a gayer Steve Zahn.
07.29.10 at 12:34 pm
Lucky Like Little
TIme to switch up to just Daddy Drew. Or Drew Patrick Harris.
07.29.10 at 11:59 am
Fred Smoot's Jockstrap
You lost a lot of weight and you’re very funny, Drew!
I think that’s what you were looking for.
07.29.10 at 11:52 am
Aerothermal Heat
I’m surprised you had time for this between DJ-ing gigs with the Fresh Beat Band.
/parent-of-young-children
07.29.10 at 11:49 am
FrustratedInc
@Cock Flashy
And by visualize, you mean jerk off to.
07.29.10 at 11:48 am
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07.29.10 at 11:47 am
FND
Along with losing weight you’ve mastered the pederast/serial killer stare pretty well (4:36).
Even though Versus is a 3rd tier, shithole network, why the blue-berry muffin fuck would they have to stoop so low as to get a ghastly-pale, blogger via skype?
07.29.10 at 11:39 am
StuScottBooyahs
“We now interrupt hockey re-runs to bring you … a blogger.”
07.29.10 at 11:32 am
Matty IcyHot
I told you, you ol’ goddam loch ness monster, I ain’t gon give you no tree fiddy!
07.29.10 at 11:28 am
johndewar
Drew, I really enjoyed your work in “Attack of the Clones” playing one of the cloners on Kamino.
/Star Wars nerd’d
07.29.10 at 11:19 am
Cock Flashy
I’d like to make a joke but I’m sort of overwhelmed by the fact that you really have dropped a fucking shit load of weight. This makes it harder to visualize a worthless fatty endlessly ranting about face-stuffing as the author of the funbag.
07.29.10 at 10:39 am
StuScottBooyahs
Nice backdrop there. LIVE FROM DREW’S LIVING ROOM. NEXT: FEEDING TIME.
07.29.10 at 10:39 am
dm72
Holy shit your eyes look bigger than Reche Caldwell.
07.29.10 at 10:36 am
Samson
Visanthe Shiancoe also defies the dong-exposure rule. He had a hell of a season after showing the world his bidniss.
07.29.10 at 10:31 am
kevkage
Drew – now just as popular as the NHL?
And ya gotta love VS Guy calling them the Bangles over and over and over…
07.29.10 at 10:24 am
Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers
There’s gotta be someone that actually saw this on television. Anyone? Anyone?
07.29.10 at 10:21 am
Howie Long Duck Dong
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris looks like shit.
07.29.10 at 10:20 am
Monkey Business
I was going to make a Doogie Howser joke, but someone beat me to it.
Still though, you look like Doogie Howser.
07.29.10 at 10:03 am
BostonWahoo
Doesn’t Santionio John Holmes kind of defy your dong-related downtrend theory, Drew? I mean, he showed his dick and was Superbowl MVP like 6 months later.
07.29.10 at 9:51 am
Echto
Peter King wants to know, where do you get off?
07.29.10 at 9:31 am
85
I haven’t seen uncomfortable fake laughter like that since every NFL pregame show ever.
07.29.10 at 9:28 am
LaFarve's Next Drink
You’re already as good as several nationally known talking heads, like Emmit Smiff, Rob Dibble and Shannon Sharpe. With a little work you can probably move to the Chris Carter/Tony Saragusa level.
On another sad note, how long do you have to live? Is it Aids?
07.29.10 at 9:09 am
Barffalo
ESPN needs a show, they could call it Pardon the Drew, which will consist of analysts sitting around, discussing whatever the issues of the day are, when, suddenly, BAM! – Drew will pop in a digital window and give his opinion and put everyone down. Then, just as suddenly as it began, his image will vanish from the screen, and the nonplussed analysts will continue. Until the next intervention.
07.29.10 at 8:27 am
D. Chuck
Well, the good news is CBS can now hire a cheaper stand-in for Neil Patrick Harris.
07.29.10 at 7:42 am
Steely Danno
Nice buzzer-beating burn on PK. And nice neck! Now all you need is to dub over your voice with Don Adams’ and you’re set.
You and Leitch should have a Twiggy impersonation contest.
FUCK MAN EAT A SANDWICH
07.29.10 at 4:58 am
DancingBaptist
Saw the whole thing, you lost em when you started using three syllable words to describe the Tebow situation. Oh and too much ” like “.
/simmons has a pod cast
/drew has a live interview
/simmons gets mega bucks
/drew gets a nice home cooked meal
/? Justice ?
/shots self out
07.29.10 at 4:51 am
DancingBaptist
You had a ” pawdcast ” ! Did you bring up Kobe’s 6 fa twenty FAW ?
07.29.10 at 4:03 am
Leigh
F the haters. You look great, Mr. Magary.
07.29.10 at 3:07 am
FEAST
I stopped counting the uncomfortable fake laughs at 274.
I was 2 minutes in.
07.29.10 at 1:30 am
MexicanJesusNY
Drew made it to Versus! Next stop, Spike TV!
07.29.10 at 1:03 am
yeah, right?
OK, now that I’ve watched the video I can offer an opinion.
Having watched the first 3 minutes of uncomfortableness, you brought the motherfucking heat in the last couple of minutes, Drew.
You were on fire. The jokes were working, the studio guys were laughing but their responses were potted down by the post-production team. Whatever you were doing was working. In the last 2 minutes. You just have to get camera ready. Turn that shit on, Jasper. Know-what-ahm-sain? We don’t have time to warm up. This fucking generation will give you 3 seconds tops and if you don’t drop a dick joke or show a baby monkey, they will shit on your soul and leave!
Ready in 3, Drew.
1…2..
07.29.10 at 12:38 am
yeah, right?
Was that “volutiple, or vollupital”, Emmitt?
You could shave your head and go as jar jar binks
07.29.10 at 12:22 am
Oh Chet
Wait. Merton Hanks is WHITE?
07.28.10 at 11:44 pm
ThePirateSloth
YOU SAID DROP A SPIKE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
07.28.10 at 10:32 pm
twoeightnine
Jesus you look like a penis. A black one with Michael Jackson’s disease*.
*Raping little boys.
07.28.10 at 10:21 pm
Slothrop
That light fixture was on special at Big Lots, wasn’t it?
07.28.10 at 9:51 pm
ZappBranigan
I’ll take awkward pauses for $1000 Alex.
07.28.10 at 9:30 pm
Make SOME Nosie!
Good lord…it’s like your neck is growing, your head is shrinking, and your jokes are dying a slow, painful death with people that don’t actually follow this site. I thought you did a good job, though.
/on Versus
//what, was Lifetime booked?
07.28.10 at 9:28 pm
BigLeagueJew
Wait, was that shot with a fisheye lens?…
07.28.10 at 9:04 pm
Greg Olsen is makin me sexist
Drew, congrats– you’re finally pretty enough for the idiot box!
07.28.10 at 8:46 pm
Nate Newton's van
Drew has a neck! Drew has a neck!
07.28.10 at 8:36 pm
hardawayhatesyou
Nice of Stu Scott to let you borrow his eye for the interview
07.28.10 at 8:35 pm
The Hammer is My Penis
“Drew Magery thanks for joining us.”
“Your show was 6,422nd in the ratings!!!!”
Apropos-of-nothing insults are the best kind of insults.
07.28.10 at 8:19 pm
SousChefGerard
So do you always expect long pauses after expounding on the plight of the king dong athlete post-flash or did this come as a surprise this go around?
07.28.10 at 8:02 pm
Irish Cream
Jesus…Jenn Sterger really let herself go when she moved to Jersey
07.28.10 at 8:02 pm
TK
Look out, pretty soon you’ll be on channels in the double-digits.
Nice dig at the end on PK there, but I’m disappointed by the lack of tv-friendly curse words.
07.28.10 at 7:57 pm
Lawrence
Well, he certainly still SOUNDS fat.
07.28.10 at 7:56 pm
ManginosStarvingChildren
Drew! You’re not fat anymore? Worried that the child molester/Jeremy Green is gonna come back for you, huh?
Good thinking, he won’t recognize that ass if it’s not fat.
07.28.10 at 7:55 pm
Mike from Stumptown
The Versus crew was Michael Strahan, and Drew was Brett Farve.
07.28.10 at 7:45 pm
Gino Tourettsa
Good on ya, Drew.
Also, the secret to your new physique can’t possibly be attributed to diet, exercise or genetics- so is it disease?
07.28.10 at 7:36 pm
ThatGuy
Oooh, Versus. Someone’s hit the big time.
07.28.10 at 7:32 pm
Old No.7
I see that Elliot’s parents have redecorated the house.
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i cant believe they didnt ask ellen why she gave up her stint on idol after just one season
“Tuckus”… really, Drew? You can’t say “ass” on TV?
I was surprised at the absolute silence after Drew’s highly succinct info on success post penis display. You killed them Drew!
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Wow. That interview was more painful than a booger wrapped in a nose hair.
I’m confused. First, I thought Terrell Owens signed with the Bengals, not the Bangles. Also, why wasn’t there more coverage about TO switching from football to an 80′s pop-music band? Did Versus really scoop everyone on this, or is that analyst just a fucking douchebag?
More proud of the weight loss, or a Versus HD appearance?
So, does your tapeworm have a name?
How have I gone this long not knowing that it’s Ma-gary? i always thought Mag-ary.
A face for radio.
Here’s hoping the cancer kills you before the AIDS, Drew.
we’ve got a steve zahn/nph hybrid sitting in on a show and making the other two commentators fake laugh their way through a five minute segment of bad football jokes.
glad drew was the only funny one. the other two idiots were forcing it like a post-chipotle dookie.
Anthony Michael Hall really keeps up on his NFL current events.
In seriousness, that was awesome. There is no way in hell I could have a five minute segment where I could actually utter a coherent sentence, let alone try to burn NFL players on live TV without cussing, offending Christians too much, or using the phrase “Cleavland Steamer”. Bravo.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
bulumia suits you well!
@Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers
I actually saw it live.. fuckers made me wait a long time for him to show up, but at least he was mentioned in the “tonight’s guests are..” so i knew to stay tuned.
Great job there Drew! Discovered the site in the off-season (from references The Czabe’s site) and can’t wait for regular season content. Keep up the great work!
/wonders if Drew will be regular commentator on show, so can set DVR
/n00b will now go back to lurking
Drew is quite proud of his bird-thin neck now that he lost weight. Before and after he was on air he looked down and happily said to his member “I SEE YOU!”
/what, you thought Drew was wearing pants?
Hey, I’m in Betehsda! No wonder I haven’t run into you… I’ve been looking for a big fat guy!
So we are going with Neil Patrick Harris on this one? I kinda preffered the comparison to a gayer Steve Zahn.
TIme to switch up to just Daddy Drew. Or Drew Patrick Harris.
You lost a lot of weight and you’re very funny, Drew!
I think that’s what you were looking for.
I’m surprised you had time for this between DJ-ing gigs with the Fresh Beat Band.
/parent-of-young-children
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Along with losing weight you’ve mastered the pederast/serial killer stare pretty well (4:36).
Even though Versus is a 3rd tier, shithole network, why the blue-berry muffin fuck would they have to stoop so low as to get a ghastly-pale, blogger via skype?
“We now interrupt hockey re-runs to bring you … a blogger.”
I told you, you ol’ goddam loch ness monster, I ain’t gon give you no tree fiddy!
Drew, I really enjoyed your work in “Attack of the Clones” playing one of the cloners on Kamino.
/Star Wars nerd’d
I’d like to make a joke but I’m sort of overwhelmed by the fact that you really have dropped a fucking shit load of weight. This makes it harder to visualize a worthless fatty endlessly ranting about face-stuffing as the author of the funbag.
Nice backdrop there. LIVE FROM DREW’S LIVING ROOM. NEXT: FEEDING TIME.
Holy shit your eyes look bigger than Reche Caldwell.
Visanthe Shiancoe also defies the dong-exposure rule. He had a hell of a season after showing the world his bidniss.
Drew – now just as popular as the NHL?
And ya gotta love VS Guy calling them the Bangles over and over and over…
There’s gotta be someone that actually saw this on television. Anyone? Anyone?
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris looks like shit.
I was going to make a Doogie Howser joke, but someone beat me to it.
Still though, you look like Doogie Howser.
Doesn’t Santionio John Holmes kind of defy your dong-related downtrend theory, Drew? I mean, he showed his dick and was Superbowl MVP like 6 months later.
Peter King wants to know, where do you get off?
I haven’t seen uncomfortable fake laughter like that since every NFL pregame show ever.
You’re already as good as several nationally known talking heads, like Emmit Smiff, Rob Dibble and Shannon Sharpe. With a little work you can probably move to the Chris Carter/Tony Saragusa level.
On another sad note, how long do you have to live? Is it Aids?
ESPN needs a show, they could call it Pardon the Drew, which will consist of analysts sitting around, discussing whatever the issues of the day are, when, suddenly, BAM! – Drew will pop in a digital window and give his opinion and put everyone down. Then, just as suddenly as it began, his image will vanish from the screen, and the nonplussed analysts will continue. Until the next intervention.
Well, the good news is CBS can now hire a cheaper stand-in for Neil Patrick Harris.
Nice buzzer-beating burn on PK. And nice neck! Now all you need is to dub over your voice with Don Adams’ and you’re set.
What the fuck is Versus??
http://www.sportsandmusik.com
You and Leitch should have a Twiggy impersonation contest.
FUCK MAN EAT A SANDWICH
Saw the whole thing, you lost em when you started using three syllable words to describe the Tebow situation. Oh and too much ” like “.
/simmons has a pod cast
/drew has a live interview
/simmons gets mega bucks
/drew gets a nice home cooked meal
/? Justice ?
/shots self out
You had a ” pawdcast ” ! Did you bring up Kobe’s 6 fa twenty FAW ?
F the haters. You look great, Mr. Magary.
I stopped counting the uncomfortable fake laughs at 274.
I was 2 minutes in.
Drew made it to Versus! Next stop, Spike TV!
OK, now that I’ve watched the video I can offer an opinion.
Having watched the first 3 minutes of uncomfortableness, you brought the motherfucking heat in the last couple of minutes, Drew.
You were on fire. The jokes were working, the studio guys were laughing but their responses were potted down by the post-production team. Whatever you were doing was working. In the last 2 minutes. You just have to get camera ready. Turn that shit on, Jasper. Know-what-ahm-sain? We don’t have time to warm up. This fucking generation will give you 3 seconds tops and if you don’t drop a dick joke or show a baby monkey, they will shit on your soul and leave!
Ready in 3, Drew.
1…2..
Was that “volutiple, or vollupital”, Emmitt?
You could shave your head and go as jar jar binks
Wait. Merton Hanks is WHITE?
YOU SAID DROP A SPIKE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus you look like a penis. A black one with Michael Jackson’s disease*.
*Raping little boys.
That light fixture was on special at Big Lots, wasn’t it?
I’ll take awkward pauses for $1000 Alex.
Good lord…it’s like your neck is growing, your head is shrinking, and your jokes are dying a slow, painful death with people that don’t actually follow this site. I thought you did a good job, though.
/on Versus
//what, was Lifetime booked?
Wait, was that shot with a fisheye lens?…
Drew, congrats– you’re finally pretty enough for the idiot box!
Drew has a neck! Drew has a neck!
Nice of Stu Scott to let you borrow his eye for the interview
“Drew Magery thanks for joining us.”
“Your show was 6,422nd in the ratings!!!!”
Apropos-of-nothing insults are the best kind of insults.
So do you always expect long pauses after expounding on the plight of the king dong athlete post-flash or did this come as a surprise this go around?
Jesus…Jenn Sterger really let herself go when she moved to Jersey
Look out, pretty soon you’ll be on channels in the double-digits.
Nice dig at the end on PK there, but I’m disappointed by the lack of tv-friendly curse words.
Well, he certainly still SOUNDS fat.
Drew! You’re not fat anymore? Worried that the child molester/Jeremy Green is gonna come back for you, huh?
Good thinking, he won’t recognize that ass if it’s not fat.
The Versus crew was Michael Strahan, and Drew was Brett Farve.
Good on ya, Drew.
Also, the secret to your new physique can’t possibly be attributed to diet, exercise or genetics- so is it disease?
Oooh, Versus. Someone’s hit the big time.
I see that Elliot’s parents have redecorated the house.