Kindle Took A Tumble
07.26.10
Baltimore Ravens draft pick Sergio Kindle is being held at an Austin area hospital after falling down some stairs at a friends house last week. The rookie suffered a head injury, but is described as “stable” by doctors.
Kindle’s father, Johnny Walker, told National Football Post in a telephone interview: “Sergio feels like he has had bad luck all his life.”
Henceforth all stories about people falling down a flight of stairs are to be accompanied by a quote from a family member whose name reminds everyone of liquor.
Hopefully Kindle can make a quick recovery and join his new teammates at training camp which opens this week.
Via SB Nation
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I’m still not sold on these e-book readers. The best books are real books. See I love to read the real ones but the cost of an e-book, probably a Kindle 3g wifi, is too not easy to resist. I read sometimes read when my husband is asleep. Not sure how many are backlit. Thanks for showing us these issues.
The buttons have been redesigned and putting the prev-next buttons on both sides is good for righties and lefties The 3G is definitely worth the price.If you travel internationally you can buy a new book without having to wait.
Late.
When asked for comment Kindle’s Dear Old Grandad said “SHE CAN’T HIT!” He then soiled himself.
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Isn’t Texas the home of “Purple Drank”? HMMM, let’s see what could make a top athlete so clumsy he falls down the stairs?
From his wiki page: “Kindle was born in Los Angeles, California and moved to Texas shortly after he was born. His father played Semi-pro football in Dallas.”
Yeah, I’d call the Cowboys a semi-pro team too. But that is only 40% semi-pro.
Has anyone checked the whereabouts of Stabby McLinebacker at the time of the “accident”?
Reached for comment, his ex-girlfriend Jane said she’s ‘done with Sergio.’
Too bad he wasn’t carrying a Peter King at the time …
When asked why he also had a black eye, Kindle responded, “I…uhhh…I walked into a door. Yeah, that is definitely what happened.”
I think this is the first time in the history of the Ravens that the word “stable” was used to describe one of their players.
Enjoy it, you may never see this again!
Please, Drew, stop making us wait and get up today’s Fun With PK AKA Chicago tough guy.
Now we know how PK’s Kindle looks like.
Kindle’s half brother Jim Beam refused to comment on grounds that it might incriminate him.
I believe in journalistic integrity so they should have printed his full name:
Johnny Walker (Black)
Kindle’s brother from another mother, Jose Cuervo, asked reporters to stop following him begging for comments.
Sergio Kindle is related to George Thorogood?
Head injury, eh? Looks like someone is doing all he can to fit in at Baltimore.
Most likely a tragic case of texting while walking down stairs.
Kindle’s uncle, Jeremiah Weed, was unavailable for comment.
Also unavailable for comment: Aunt Bunny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VgaqOXUCJA
Kindle’s uncle, Jack Daniels, was unavailable for comment.
Kindle’s father, Johnny Walker, told National Football Post in a telephone interview: “Sergio feels like he has had bad luck all his life.”
“Bad luck all his life” is being born to a crack whore in the projects and ending up on a street corner begging for change to buy cheap alcohol to numb the pain of life. Not becoming a millionaire and falling down the stairs.
His father is Johnny Walker? No wonder he fell down the stairs!
Ask the Skipper: Admiral Nelson
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