Are we sure that’s still illegal? Titans quarterback Chris Simms was busted in the pre-dawn hours on charges of “driving while stoned,” according to the venerable New York Post. Everybody knows that smoking weed makes you a better driver, and there’s no indication given that police found any of the offending bud. Plus there’s a report from an unnamed source that Simms was slurring his speech. No, none of this adds up at all. Sorry, Post, but I’m ready to report that Simms was loopy on the Drank. Stop blaming innocent plants! [New York Post]
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