Tom Brady exchanged pleasantries with Kobe Bryant prior to Game 3 of the NBA Finals. This, of course, is the greatest act of betrayal ever committed against the great city of Boston by a professional athlete. At least ever since Brady was pictured wearing a Yankees hat or Johnny Damon went to the Yankees or something else involving the Yankees. Doesn’t he realize the enemy of another local team he doesn’t play for should be greeted with outright hostility at all times? The folks at Barstool don’t know whether to be merely enraged or apoplectic.

Normally, we’d be inclined to mock Boston fans for the outrageous expectations they place upon the athletes who play for their teams. In this case, however, we will break from tradition and declare that we at KSK are understanding of their pain. Indeed, they have a right to be upset. After all, that is a really stupid haircut Brady has.