Oh, man. Oh, Lord. Oh, SHIZZAY. I didn’t shoot my boy Quanis over cake! That’s untrue! I was just trying to LIGHT that cake! If you got a better idea to light a cake than using a .357, I’d like to hear it. BITCHES.
Oh, man. I am HIGH. Let’s see Kevin Kolb get this high.
I want more like this!
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