“That’s good ball distribution right there.” — Big Daddy Drew

The Georgia Bureau of Investigations today released an asston of records related to its investigation of an alleged sexual assault involving Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. These records include videotaped witness interviews and photographs taken at the nightclub before and after the incident. In most pictures, Big Ben looks puffier than the bastard child of Vince Vaughn and the Michelin Man.

But the piece d’resistance is the beauty you see above. It’s almost as if the Georgia authorities want to embarrass Roethisberger since they can’t lock him up in the calabozo. I want to make a few more wiseass comments, but I’m a little choked up right now. I always get a little emotional at the sight of erstwhile future quarterbacks being swabbed from the wall of a barroom crapper. Such a waste of potential.

[ TSG via LBS ]