It’s cool, it’s cool! I just talked to Splinter. He says you should all come back to my place for pizza.

Hey, we made it. Another week of the dreadful off-season is behind us. Only [checks calendar] three more months until the Hall of Fame Game. But don’t worry, that’s three months that we can spend wondering if Favre will come back (yes) and speculating as to where LeBron James will ultimately land (round two of the ninth circle of hell). Oh dear.

Wearing a mismatched bikini? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

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She looks soft.

Images via Hot Hot Japan Hot and Things That Excite Me (NSFW).