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The last Ewok is creepy.
Last slide should be Nightmare Roethlisberger. I’d photoshop it myself but I don’t have the time, energy, or ability.
On a list of headlines I wouldn’t expect to see when I come here, “PREPARE YOUR ANUS” is somewhere in the middle. But strange and creepy nonethless.
That second picture isn’t an Ewok, it’s from the movie “The Dark Crystal.”
/kinda ashamed that I know that.
Oh God, now what?!?!? I’m keeping my back up against the wall today.
That ewok is going to give me nightmares. At least it doesn’t have “mouth eyes”. (Hint, Hint)
What have you got?
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and rape
Egg, bacon and rape
Egg, bacon, sausage and rape
Rape, bacon, sausage and rape
Rape, egg, rape, rape, bacon and rape
Rape, sausage, rape, rape, rape, bacon, rape tomato and rape
Rape, rape, rape, egg and rape
Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, baked beans, rape, rape, rape and rape.
(Choir: Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Lovely Rape! Lovely Rape!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and rape.
Have you got anything without rape?
Well, the rape, eggs, sausage and rape
That’s not got much rape in it
I don’t want any rape!
Why can’t she have eggs, bacon, rape and sausage?
That’s got rape in it!
Hasn’t got much rape in it as rape, eggs, sausage and rape has it?
(Choir: Rape! Rape! Rape!…)
Could you do me eggs, bacon, rape and sausage without the rape, then?
What do you mean ‘Iiiiiiiiiich’? I don’t like rape!
(Choir: Lovely rape! Wonderful rape!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can’t have egg, bacon, rape and sausage without the rape.
I don’t like rape!
Shush dear, don’t have a fuss. I’ll have your rape. I love it,
I’m having rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, baked beans,
rape, rape, rape, and rape!
(Choir: Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Lovely rape! Wonderful rape!)
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Well, could I have her rape instead of the baked beans then?
You mean rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape,
rape and rape?
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
Lovely rape! Wonderful rape!
Rape spa-a-a-a-a-am rape spa-a-a-a-a-am rape.
Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Lovely rape!
Rape rape rape rape!
At first, I thought this was the sex bag post for the week.
Saw the top photo and totally expected this to be a Jimmy Clausen slam, not Roethlisberger.
That ewok-photo really needs to become Clausen’s signature pic on KSK, a la Marmalard’s laserface…
It’s Surprise Sex Thursday!
Made good use of the old “find…replace” function, huh?
I don’t see what David Garrard has to do with this.
Roadhitter is my hero for the day.
The Ewok-Ben parable is excellent.
Both species exude a primitive and idiotic way of life to most who pay attention to their lifestyles (Ben = rape, motorcycle fails; Ewoks = living in trees and worshipping a gay robot as God, etc.). Yet, they both succeed admirably when it counts.
The Ewoks defeated a galactic army with rocks and logs, while Ben, somehow, has won the Superbowl twice.
You don’t want to know what Fizgig will do to an anus.
I thought this was gonna be the trailer for The Human Centipede at first…
Suddenly, “play ewok village” makes so much more sense.
Despite the awesome preparedness/anus awareness warnings, I remain totally distracted by The Grim Raper’s Mirror Image Eyes. Hmmmm, I may change my handle…
/Mirror Image Eyes give the impression that The Grim Raper’s face is splitting in half and flying off the page, to my utter glee
I don’t see Fizgig being an anal fetish kind of …. whatever he is. Then again, I’ve never had the pleasure of Fizgig…. errr, fizgigging my ass, so who knows.
I’d tip my hat to you RoadShitter, but my silly walk doesn’t allow for that. Well done.
@tree – And it was convincingly authentic in both cases!
Somehow, this meme (if it is indeed that) has escaped my notice up to now, and I frequent some pretty derelict places.
Thank God the Emu’s anii are ok.
…and I thought you guys were prepping us for another fetish tournament.
Cross-eyed Ben only missing creepier crossed mouth eyes!
After rewatching “Return of the Jedi” I can believe that Ben would ride a speeder bike with about the same skill level as your average Ewok.
/except the Ewok was smart enough to bail safely
Jay Zee is the best rappist of our generation, even if he never got a ho preggers.
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