The Raiders released JaMarcus Russell late last week, giving up on the 2007 #1 overall pick after only three years and $39 million, or about $100,000 per completion. (“How’d you manage to do it so quickly?” asked Alex Smith.) So now, the man his teammates called “Jambone” (from the French for “ham”) is now looking for work — presumably in the refrigerator. That’s a burn, fattie.
But honestly, at KSK, we have nothing but love for the talented signal caller. Yes, he IS talented. At wheezing and staying still. That’s why we’ve collected some of his greatest moments in the following image gallery:
Wanna get in on the Photoshop fun? Use the linked PSD files below to make your own, and email us your creations.
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@polowe11: No one cares about your faggy little website.
Haha that sure is a halarious photo. Thx for posting it! :)
Woe I’m so disapointed all that money the Raiders could have used to solidy the whole offensive line, with an average quarterback. They would have been at least a 500 team
God. Damn. This, my dear Gay Mafia, is the stuff of legend.
Legend
I just laughed out loud at those photos. It was the first time today.
You get the feeling he really doesn’t give a damn, he got paid already. Talk of the Bengals signing him as a backup, I don’t see the point.
Guy ate himself out of the league.
@menacellSobriety No, YOU discuss
Y’all just mad he ain’t a honkey! Bongos
Gabby Sidibe Russel jersey is still my fav …
Russel > Leaf ?????
discuss.
I made this in paint a while ago, it is the image on my credit card. http://imagedump.com/view.php?file=560348.jpg
Photoshop is too much work. I’d rather lie down instead
I am a complete moron when it comes to Photoshop, but somebody has to do something with JR’s backfat picture…http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/users/photos/000/109/495/jr_backfat_profile_page.jpg
I’m inspired. I will return
I pert near shat myself when I saw JR being force-fed donuts by the devil’s henchman.
Off topic, cocksuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxL9Fuz5eZA&feature=player_embedded
@ polowe11—JaMarcus does not care for this age gap thing, unless it is aged Velveeta and a gap in Golden Corral’s buffet line. FUCK and YEA!!!! I’ma get my Baby Back Rib on, muthafuckas!!!
Charlie Sweatpants FTW
Honest question – is the white-on-silver JaMarshmellow truly an undoctored photograph? It’s freaking me out. I knew he had a little donut issue but goddamn.
Off topic:
With this latest crack reporting by PK and Schefter, are we too assume that Cushing masturbated before his piss test with all this talk of “escalated ejaculation levels”?
I don’t understand it, Jared Lorenzen went mad in fifteen minutes.
If there was ever a day that I wish i had even a rudimentary skill set in Photoshop, it’s today. Bra-fucking-vo.
@Lionel, agreed.
I’m a ham fisted moron that can’t figure this photoshop out. Someone please do one with JaMarcus and a manatee.
http://rickoshea.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/manatee.jpg
Solid work, CC.
I refuse to make an image for now. It is 2:30am and I am beyond drunk. I had to close one eye just to proof read what I typed. And I do not need to be messing with photoshop. Someone from the Gay Mafia email me in 7 hours long after this is funny.
Probably the best article ever.
Can we somehow integrate Tom Cable punching a woman in the face into this bit?
Man, if photoshopping JaMarcus Russell into pictures with large marine mammals ever stops being funny, just shoot me dead.
Also, the Simpsons doughnut one was a nice touch.