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The Raiders released JaMarcus Russell late last week, giving up on the 2007 #1 overall pick after only three years and $39 million, or about $100,000 per completion. (“How’d you manage to do it so quickly?” asked Alex Smith.) So now, the man his teammates called “Jambone” (from the French for “ham”) is now looking for work — presumably in the refrigerator. That’s a burn, fattie.

But honestly, at KSK, we have nothing but love for the talented signal caller. Yes, he IS talented. At wheezing and staying still. That’s why we’ve collected some of his greatest moments in the following image gallery:

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jamarcus-sistine

jamarcus-seals

jazilla

jamarcus-donuts

jamarcus-mouth-train

jamarcus-whale-high-five

Wanna get in on the Photoshop fun? Use the linked PSD files below to make your own, and email us your creations.

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jamarcus-lying-down