Lost in the excitement of Flozell Adams losing his job so he can go kick at people’s knees in the unemployment line is the unbelievably amusing news that Browns defensive tackle Shaun Rogers tried to bring a loaded semiautomatic onto a plane. In his defense, at least he placed it in the little baggie with his shampoo. How will this position him of the AFC North plot graph of recent retardery that you probably already looked at before reading this text? Well, since you already know, I’ll cease with the cutesy banter.
I want more like this!
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