This dad is the Marv Marinovich of the fan world. Little Ben here may never come to know his actual age or wear anything other than shoes with Velcro laces, but he’s going to have his own talk radio show by age 9, only to later flame out in a horrible, dizzying spiral of nitrous oxide, Juggalo orgies and homicide. But it will make the basis for a fantastic drama on AMC. Can’t wait!

[Rick Chandler's wheelhouse]